Another Marco Marco Show...



Marco Marco had his 249th fashion show of the year last night. There must have been some leftover fabric from the last one. Lulz!

We would like to take this time to point out how flawless Kiki Xtravaganza looked in her outfit and accompanying calf muscle straight off the rack of 24hr Fitness! Werk bitch! We hope you got paid like James Charles and Manny MUA. You were the best part of the show!

Moving on...the music was bopping. Shoutout to Dj Whoever The Fuck, you did a good job...again.

However, where the show really starts to fall apart was in the self-serving "models" that stumble down the runway visibly hungover, still coming down from the night before.

Honestly, it was cute the first time when Vicky Vox did the laughing track with a cigarette, that really broke barriers. But there is nothing cute watching a group of 40yr old queens miming inside jokes to one-another.  NOT TO MENTION...Youtuber Manny MUA and racist twitter troll James Charles slugging their way down the poop chute for views.



The real premium content comes when Murray Swanby took a selfie on the catwalk. Someone call FEMA cause hurricane Murray has made landfall! dkjhfkjas OMG we are dying!!! LOL! We truly love you, fuck us bare!


As for the fashion show itself, the designs were well planned. The projector was blurry and out of focus. The underwear looked fitted and nobody shit their jockstrap. At least as far as we could see...let us know if you find any skid marks. We have yet to see anyone purchase the underwear but it looks nice.

To be fair, we actually liked the ballroom couture attempt and we would expect nothing less from Marco Marco. He's done over 9,000 gigs in Las Vegas to fund this shit.

We have to ask though, is this look getting old? Or is the joke on everyone else as Marco Marco laughs all the way to the bank while his cast can barely afford Mc Donalds?


As for the CiRcUs, SEE for yourself below and keep your eye bleach handy! You're gonna need it!

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xoxo
Kellyanne Cannibal

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  1. Marco has been using these broke weho scum to make himself rich for years. His closest friends sleep in their cars.

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