HOT TWUNK ALERT: Meet...Adriano Balestra
He may or may not be dating a "famous director", but he's been seen driving a Bentley while applying lipgloss in the HOV lane on his way to a "photoshoot".
Adriano is here on a student visa. Possibly on a full-ride scholarship to USDLA (University Of Sugar Daddies, Los Angeles). He's an Art major or some shit like that but that body is THE real piece of ART.
At this point we don't care how he got here, we hope Trump lets him stay if he drops out. He can skim our credit cards till we file Chapter 11 any day!
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