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Andrew Christian
8/19/15

Sayonara Here Lounge? The Abbey is Taking Over #Monopoly

Rumors allegedly started by Abbey staff members have been swirling about town faster than an empty baggie in the toilet on a Saturday night... ANY WHOoo, you know we're not very good at keeping secrets for free, besides everyone in town is already talking about it from the local Eddie's Barber Shop to the La Brea Trolley stop...

Now that David Cooley has officially taken back 100% ownership of the Abbey he is allegedly leading an aggressive expansion effort geared at swallowing up Here Lounge completely. By the time Cooley's opens he'll own the whole block if not the whole damn city. We wouldn't be surprised if he adds an underground tunnel system to connect his new "Abbeyville" bar portfolio.

Also, it's said that after the Factory is torn down the new hotel at the "Robertson Lane Project" will become.... CAN YOU GUESS!?!? The very first Abbey operated hotel.... so basically WeHo is just becoming one giant Abbey.

Not that we don't love the Abbey but it's basically spreading faster than a virgin mormon on an MTV reality show!!! Oh yeah... speaking of reality shows The Abbey is also getting a reality show!

Jesus hunny is nothing sacred???

Cheers to David Cooley and all of his success but when & where does the madness stop?

Thanks be to Madonna we still have this little shit hole to escape from all the madness that is quickly transforming Weho into "Abbeyville".

xoxo
Lonely Boy & GG

11 comments:

  1. Let it continue. We need it.

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  2. The Abbey Hotel will make it even easier for straight men from all around the world to come to WeHo and have amazing gay sex for a weekend.

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  3. Oh god no!!! Here Lounge is the last bastion for young weho locals. The Abbey is nothing but bridge and tunnel trash and girls. RIP Weho nightlife.

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    1. I hate The Abbey because it's not a gay place, but a place where you find drunk women getting jealous because you flirt and tip the sexy "straight" dancers..girl bye..I'd rather hit mickys or just go to tijuana ..where there is NO CENSORSHIP .

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  4. SILVERLAKE LOS FELIZ NEEDS HELP A CLUB!August 19, 2015 at 8:22 PM

    WEHO? EVERYONE MOVED TO SILVERLAKE.

    WHO IS GOING TO REOPEN MJ'S VENUE??

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    1. Did you get lost trying to find Silverlake Confidential?

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  5. The reason the owner of Here Lounge, Pat Rogers, is not making any money is because THE ENTIRE STAFF IS STEALING. All of the bartenders and managers at Here are stealing. and Pat Rogers is a little old man who only goes to the bar twice a year, so he has no idea why all the bottles of alcohol are empty but there is no money in the cash register

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    1. who are the perps? Names?!?

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  6. I hate The Abbey because it's not a gay place, but a place where you find drunk women getting jealous because you flirt and tip the sexy "straight" dancers..girl bye..I'd rather hit mickys or just go to tijuana ..where there is NO CENSORSHIP .

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    1. Gladys Knight and the NipsAugust 24, 2015 at 1:04 AM

      I agree honay. It's true. Nothin but a bunch O' drunk fat white women trying to get nailed by them go-go boys and bartinders who don even po strong dranks!

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