Andrew Christian
7/25/15

BREAKING NEWS: Joe Hollywood Rushed To Miami ER For Overdose?

Joe - attention whore - Hollywood was found with vomit in her mouth from what looks like too much to drink. Girl, it's not cute when you're 39.


GET IT TOGETHER.

xoxo
Cherry Bomb

37 comments:

  1. he aint 39.

    kid needs help

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    1. call 1800 terminex

      no matter how many times you kill him he ALWAYS COMES BACK

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    2. Hunty, he may not be 39 (though he's getting close) but sure as hell LOOKS like he's 39!
      That's what doing a couple of grams of Tina and a handle of Popov per day will do to you!

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  2. I actually google Joe and i teach my children an example from him.
    He does the community good what they should not be. And Joe you where in a coma from Jan to March and now this? You are pressed for time and your time is coming soon. I am sorry.

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    1. You're a doctor and construct sentences like that?
      Glad you're not MY doctor, hunty!

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  3. why the fuck is he in a body bag? is he dead?

    finnally best post of the year!

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  4. I am 39, and that is disrespectful to say he is, he will never live my knowledge. Young sick messed up person.

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    1. "he will never live my knowledge".
      Um, you might want to check your own spelling and grammar before you try to read, hunty!

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  5. He's OD'd before, and when you shoot up meth as much as he does, it's really a miracle this hasn't happened sooner.
    Poly drug use isn't pretty, hunties!
    And who could forget the time Hoe Hollywood took three hits of Molly and washed it down with straight Popov Vodka then vomited it all up...and then proceeded to LICK UP THE MOLLY INFUSED VOMITUS!
    "Can't waste good drugs"-his comment after doing so!

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  6. Even I know not to let that drunken methed out bitch into my house. What a drunken mess.

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    1. Hunty, you don't have a house.
      Only a cardboard box somewhere.

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    2. Saeed had Le Petit Four for dinner.

      Norma lee didnt i see u in line at romaine and sycamore with the rest of the bums when i volunteer for GWHFC?

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    3. Honestly, dear, no one knows what you're saying because you don't speak English.
      BUH BYE!

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    4. @6:03
      More like she had four tacos from Jack In The Box!
      No one is fooled, hunty!
      Go eat shit!

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  7. I'm travelling with Joe. I suggested the Miami trip. Joe has just broke up with his boyfriend (yes, he had a boyfriend and they were dating and he didnt make it public. They seemed like they were very much in love, but something happened between them that Joe got hurt. He was such a mess that I said let's go on vacation to clear his head.) He posted a pic, when you break up with Bae and pretend you're having a blast but you are not. That was a real message and a cry for help. I feel so bad that I didn't see it. Fucking himself up over a dude just isn't worth it.

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    1. Hunty, no one cares about this meth'd up mess or his imaginary boyfriend.
      He pulls stunts like this all the time in a pathetic attempt to get attention!
      Such as:
      1. Claiming he got lip injections
      2. Driving stolen cars
      3. Stashing meth in his arsehole while he was locked up in the Weho Sheriff's station
      4. Posting ads on CL saying he wants to be a father and wants to knock up some fag hag
      5. Going on so many meth rages in public he's been banned from scores of establishments in WEHO

      And the list goes on!
      Thank God he was in Miami this time!

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  8. I found an ID outside the club with his Picture.
    Joseph Patrick Marco
    929 Larabee
    West Hollywood, CA

    How are you getting back on the plane Joseph?

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    1. That's not his name but omg he does live at 929 larravee the green building

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    2. Joseph Patrick Marco DOB 9/8/1992

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    3. Looks like Joey Marco is gonna have to make a call to Jerz and ask his cousin Melissa Gorga for some money. Melissa's going through some rough times and is on a budget. The cameras around the Jersey Housewives have stopped rolling because Teresa is in jail. And Melissa needs that money. Hope she can bail Joe outta this one with whatever savings she has left.

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    4. Is there q new writer for WeHO? This is what readers to want

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  9. Joe is still alive because he has ALL his T cells.

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    1. Think again, hunty!
      He's down below 100!

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  10. I just called fubar and asked to speak to Lady Red and when she answered, I said You's a bitch niggaaaaaa!!!! Then I hung up the phone and cackled.

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    1. I'm high on Tina Vapors and about to do the same thing!
      How late does the bitch work?

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    2. @high as a kite. The bitch closes the club but she leaves to get back on the metro before 1am.

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    3. LOL!
      I'm gonna call and say it before she leaves!

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  11. I pray he's okay.

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  12. Why is the Fort Lauderdale Fire Department responding to a 911 call in Miami? Or is this an old photo from a previous rescue?

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  13. Its sad. Nicoletta Narcotic was actually supposed to be on S8. We only selected her because the producers liked her from her Bad sex 2 gig. So we were very oddly peeplexed when she didnt show up at all! Anyways, now we know. Bless her heart.

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    1. No, Nicoletta Narcotic (a/k/a Nicoletta Nevada, a/k/a Hoe Hollywood) was never even close to being on Season 8 of RPDR.
      There are a myriad of reasons, but the most compelling reason is simply because you can't take drugs onto the show, so there is no way Joe could be sequestered for weeks with zero access to meth (not to mention his handle of vodka a day requirement, plus the alphabet soup of other drugs he's on daily!

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  14. Its like if the bitch od'd in bev hills shed end up in l.a. er somewheren.

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  15. Why do so many queens care about him? ....Does he have a big dick or something?...Is he a top? ...With all of you tweaked out bottoms online i know you need a top no matter how messy they are

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    1. No, hunty, he doesn't have a big dick.
      And contrary to your small mind, we aren't all tweaked out bottoms, either.
      No, the reason we find Miss Hoe Hollywood newsworthy is because he's one messy missy, and we enjoy watching his antics.
      Now, sashay away!

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  16. I am high on crystal right now.
    Did anyone hear if Joe Hollywood is out of the hospital yet?
    He owes me $40 for a quarter paper of Tina I got him!
    He better pay up or I'm gonna send DeAndre after his ass!

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