This just in! Flaming
Like they don't need the business?! We have yet to see more than a bail of hay and workers thriving on a Friday night. Point is, don't come into this city thinking shorts are NOT apart of every gay's dress code.
From the citizens.
"Flaming Saddles going down in flames
There's a new barnyard in town and not every pig, chicken or trannie are allowed to wear what they want to the farm. Flaming Sadness, apparently, has a strict dress code. The new ranch owners have instituted a very tough dress code at the door. A hick bar with a dress code, really. Groups have been turned away because of wearing shorts. The cash-only bar policy is a good idea though..we aren't to be trusted because we max our cards out on designer shorts. It also makes good business since so the hill billies can take the cash and run in the night and avoid the high business taxes in West Hollywood.
So beware-befer headin' down to Flaming Sad make sure you're covered. No shorts, no cards, no service. No nicey nice at the door. Go quick, this ranch may be riding off into the sunset soon."
PS: The lighting is awful, they need to bring it down about 10 years.
This just left a bad taste in our mouth and we aren't talking about the food...