Good evening hunty's. My my, Tony More herself called me out last night at Micky's. Hi boo! I was to shy to say hello but I was watching and listening. He even said I was right on the money with the T. Yes hunny!
Last night's finale was well you know my view point on things. With all the eliminated queens minus the first one gone, due to family issues and Crystal Mess, well you know because of being banned for stealing beers. Girl still to think, for shame. At least a bottle of Vodka.
They brought in girls to take the stage one by one. Blah blah. One queen who took me to church hunny, Ms Kalane Housekeeping herself. Lord it felt like one of my old churches I used to see back home.
Ms Melody did a Mrs Doubtfire impersonation which was grand and comical for Robin Williams RIP. Ms Hazel loved it. Ms Delilah Befierce let us have it with a mash up and wardrobe change wig and all.
Ms May Day, May Day looked like she called for help again with the face that did not look like the busted one that she had to paint herself last week. Veronica flop did her best Adore Delano impersonation as did Judas with his Gaga.
Ooh Hunny when they brought out Ms Twiggy Warhol again redwood for me Ole Miss She Hulk, I felt like I had heard and seen this first performance before. The whole turrets song and mix I believe has been done by Ms Allusia herself. Hello do your research hunny. I think people all over West Hollywood know Allusia doing this bit. Then her second number Closer by Nine Inch Nails has also been done by Detox with a very similar dress on the same stage and many others. I mean.... Twiggy why not be original for a finale? Tisk, tisk...
Lord Ms Smooches and her crazy eyes from Orange is the new black. Gag! But she was sent packing.
In the end top 3 ended up being Ms Twiggy Warhol, and the 2 from last week Ms Lucky Madison and last week's challenge winner Ms Dakota D'vil.
Ms Lucky Madison did 2 numbers in the Showgirls show. 1st Rihanna "S&M" with 2 dancers, surprised? Which was alot of entertainment but odd for her in a way. Then sang live to Sweet Transvestite. I think singing live for queens is a bit hard, especially when you aren't really a singer.
Ms Dakota D'vil came out with Lana Del Rey "Ride". Slow and steady, posing and walking. There is only one Raja girl. And then like a crazy second number which was a surprise "Welcome to the jungle" with a guest I believe real woman on stage as Slash. If she was I love that she came out almost naked. Ms Hazel is always covered hunny. Comfortable is my thing. I haven't really seen drag queens do male songs, but was a sight to see as the crowd around me went a bit crazy I made myself back to the bar for another vodka.
Raven, when she came out second had me questioning, black face? Black body? I had no idea what was going on. I had to ask someone beside me, what is this. See I am not up date with things.
And then there was 3, Ms Twiggy, Ms Dakota and Ms Lucky. Twiggy was eliminated and Lucky and Dakota had to lipsync to a gospel song. It was hard to believe that these were top 2 but compared to the shit show, drama and the others performances I guess they stood out. The screams and chants were insane last night.
I went and reviewed the you tube videos and all the comments Tony said about. Alot of reading and critics which is always juicy. But alas the winner was Dakota D'vil. I was very surprised, but by the final 3 I could tell. Her song choices were a hit or miss. Giraffe girl with the jaw breaker adams apple won ya'll. Well till next time. I'm going to make sure I make my rounds to share more drama with you all.