Andrew Christian
November 19, 2013

Traffic Cops are Coming to Town


Bigger + Faster = Louder

In response to congestion being caused by 1,000,000 sf in crappy new buildings the WEHO city council has decided to adopt a plan to add traffic cops to 9 intersections during rush hour in an attempt to reduce congestion.

Sheriff’s deputies and parking enforcement officers will soon be stationed from 4 to 7 p.m. at  the following 9 intersections:

Santa Monica Boulevard:
Doheny Drive
San Vicente Boulevard
La Cienega Boulevard
Crescent Heights Boulevard
Fairfax Avenue
La Brea Avenue – and at three intersections along 

Sunset Boulevard:
Doheny
Horn Avenue-Holloway Drive 
La Cienega

xoxo
Neo


4 comments :

  1. that's great as long as they don't simply direct cars per the signal? how will that help???

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  2. It will help keep the intersections clear. Try proceeding north on La Brea and Fountain in evening rush hour. The east-bound jackasses on Fountain never fail to block the fucking intersection, regardless of what color the light is.

    I look forward to the increased bare-backing opportunities as well.

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  3. Now I see why they're opening that new doughnut place where Bite used to be...

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  4. Can someone please rewrite this that uses correct grammar, doesn't forget important words and maybe can..WRITE. I have no idea what this article says.

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