Andrew Christian
May 26, 2013

Hot Couple Alert: Joe Hollywood & Chris Crocker

Do you speak famous?


Joe Hollywood was spotted kissing Crocker out and about in West Hollywood last night. 

XOXO
Neo

23 comments :

  1. did chris move to LA from tennesee?

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    1. Hey Jo-quisha,

      Oh hey Girl how yous been? Girl? You looking good and I would have thought worst after I heard you was on dat tina binge. I heard you was up fer days child. Lordy be.
      I am happy you still got yo teeth. That's how you do it, as long as you got your teeth, they don't know you be hitting the pipe.
      But see you can't be doing it to much cuz u a caucasoid queeda and y'all tend to age faster than we do. Yo skins be cracking and them stains be showing.
      I saw you looking cracked out walking by the Pavilions the other day. I saw you walk out there and you pulled a Chicken of the Sea tuna packet out yo damn pocket. I know damn well you ain't had no money and you sat at the bus stop eating that shit with yo hands like a damn honey boo boo.
      Can I say somethin? Why you trying to sell a cheap plastic backplate of yo phone for 75 dollas. DeAndre wantin his money and that won't be enough to save yo ass from dat ass beating. You best take dat beating because you won't have the money and no one is buying dat shit.
      You gots to face facts hunny. These Blogging days joe Hollywood days wanna celebrity been ova. Shit it been buried long as time ago when you decided to abuse that crack pipe. I told you come wit me to mah cuzzin and live there with me while the offer was on the table. But you know what? Do you bitch. But you gotta make a change, fo reals. I know I ain't a saint and I sound like reformed Jonathan Chang, and yes I like to hit the pipe, but I got a good balance and I keep cute and under control. I also rarely drink. Find thst balance. oh are you going to the Awards show next Tuesday? My ass is going and I'm a gonna be serving some Beyonce' wind machine fierce realness on that red carpet. I'm a be like uh oh uh oh uh oh uh oh.
      Well I gots to go bed. Think about it.
      Come over to my house tomorrow we talk some more. I will also be making cawn bread.
      God Bless
      Fri'chickenisha

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    2. @ Fri Chickeisha,

      that was halerious! can you start writig for the site?
      bababbabaabba

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  2. saw both of them, weho was totaly dead last nite. a joke and a half.

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  3. oh I know these two. leave britney alone. and i use the meth pipe "dot" com

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  4. it is 2013. I guess anyone can become famous now if they try.

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  5. they are both bi polar and need help. Joe needs more. but still.

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    1. who is Chris? More Joe Hollywood. I saw a&e intervention but joe hollywod doesnt even compare. Grade A + Mess.

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    2. Words mean nothing when your lips are blue. Bad Sex will ruin you. But then again you are already ruined. You will NEVER get a job. Spike TV has you on Jail Las Vegas edition in a suicidal chair spiting and your eyes rolling back. Whats neds AE horders?

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  6. didnt chris make out with jeffree star for attention?

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  7. Joe you need help asap. you have been spotted out for the last 7 days on a crack binge. everyone is worried.

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    1. U are a perfect human reck.

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    2. OH This tragic mess that is going to suffer in Hell for being crazy on earth. I hate you Joe I want to see you dead you ugly stupid bitch that gained fame from being a MYSPACE whore AND an underage Porn Star Scandal which made Myspace lose views and turn to Facebook.

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  8. Joe is claiming he is the original amanda bynes. both amanda and joes family cut them off. If my child ever was those to I would make them sign an emancipation papers.

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    1. Poor Amanda? Poor Joe! He is on the pipe. Amen gurl!! I care.

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  9. Joe, I'm very worried about you. Everyone is so worried about you being dead soon. Please come stay with me and Joe. I know you will lose your Joe Hollywood image, but the east coast will help you snap back into reality.

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    1. This gross mess claimed he was jesus back in fairfax high school.

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    2. why did chriss move back . fuckly

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    3. he is on drugs 24/7 why is it you cannot face reality

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  10. Joseph please go to Jersey with your cousin Melissa Gorga. Maybe Andy Cohen will let you be the shows gay now that Greg Bennett has exited the building (he moved to SF) and you can be the gay of RHONJ. Melissa Gorga please take him. He's your family.

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  11. Where is the link off the story where he gave head for a taco grande meal or box meal?

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    1. once a bum always a bum, he mother used to party in the 80's at whiskey a go go with Alexis Arquette

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  12. I feed joe the crack nigga. Dave chapel le look alike.

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