Andrew Christian
4/1/13

Who Is Lisa Unlimited?

We all know Joe Hollywood is a train wreck...just look at his website www.joehollywood.org.

Now, he has a co-pilot! His sidekick goes by the name Lisa Unlimited. Rumor has it she named herself after her Boost Mobile phone plan! LOL.

We have no clue who this person is but she left a demonic voicemail claiming to be "old friends" with Bobby Trendy and bearing Joe's baby!?

We also received a disturbing photo of the two and we can't help but think Lisa Unlimited may be Joe's older sister or close relative. They both have the same egg shaped head and beady pigeon eyes.

GOD HELP US ALL!!!!!!!!!





Could this be what Joe Hollywood was talking about earlier this week!?



xoxo
Mari Juana Magdalene


95 comments:

  1. Lucas, chile-- STOP WRITING ABOUT THIS NOBODY WHOM U HAVE NAMED JOE HOLLYWOOD... it's an embrassment he is ugly as SIN and nobody cares. it's annoying. please and thank u stop.

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    1. Lol!! They look cute

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    2. This website is my guilty pleasure, I cannot stop tweeking, we should have a tetris section while I read this gossip garbage

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    3. Q: How many meth users does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 4, one to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room spins.

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    4. Hi There, we are a mental ward servicing Los Angeles Couty, we have cleared a room just for Joe Hollywood. How may I obtain his contact information?

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    5. Pick him up from the streets of weho near most of the bars hell be either gettobg kicked or be passed out on the streets. But check every bar mental hospital

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    6. Wow so people like this really exist ??

      Never going to leave NYC.

      You guys are freaks!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  2. if anyone is friends with Bobby Trendy they need their head examined!!!!!

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    1. Miss Bobby Trendy was voted Miss Famous, you wish you were on her level!

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    2. You know that feeling when you finish a LIFE accomplishment? Thats how Tina Feels!!

      Boom motha fucka!!

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    3. Sounds intriguing

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    4. Joe Hollywood cocktail:

      20 CC of meth
      1 gallon of generic vodka
      4 bowls of Weed
      5 lines of Coke
      1 DIET coke
      Then all his MENTAL pills

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    5. Joe this behavior would not be tolerated in any city of the USA but Los Angeles.

      Dont ever move, cause you are in for WAKE UP CALL.

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    6. Have you ever seen Joe In action?

      Its like watching a dog walk on its hind legs


      Its tragically Delicious!

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    7. it really is SAD that Bobby is embracing Courtney over Joe.

      After all Joe has known Bobby wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy longer.

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    8. I want the hoe Hollywood cocktail. Sounds crazy.

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    9. LMAO Dr. WeHole do you accecpt Healthy Way LA? Im poor....

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  3. Suck a Nigger Dick 4 Sum Truck FAREApril 1, 2013 at 3:16 AM

    At least this website is featuring someone FRESH!

    The amount of old Aids Victims at the White Party was a SIN!

    Why did the last dance party reak of Popers and Gasoline?

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    1. Should they name their daughter Tina or Crystal?

      The World may never know!!

      I vote Crystal Christina Hollywood

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    2. Tina is best, Christina is pushing it....

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    3. Drag - a - secretApril 1, 2013 at 1:17 PM

      Brandon Brown laced all his coke in gasoline that he got at Shell gas station on the way to White Party. He pulled up in a FRESH 1991 station wagon!!!

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  4. UGH, the ride back to WeHo right now from Palm Springs is TORTURE!!! I alread had to stop 3 times to take a shit! That fucking MDMA was laced in something that Cory Lee uses to keep his anorexic legs!!

    Cannot wait for Abbey tonite!

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    1. The LIBRARY is openApril 1, 2013 at 3:58 AM

      de·mon·ic also dae·mon·ic (d -m n k). adj. 1. Befitting a demon; fiendish. 2. Motivated by a spiritual force or genius; inspired.


      WeHo Con!: you have to realize that the followers of Joe Hollywood have a 3rd grade reading life! Damn show these people some dictionary!

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    2. I think his babe will be cute

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    3. Joe Hollywood where is the Toys R Us registry?


      I want to buy him Barbie the Tina Version

      METH pipe included!

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  5. For the last time no one cares! On to my story! Was anyone at Cobra's after party? There was more tina and heroin there then MacArthur park past 2 am!!! The amount of Loads that little midget Colby took was a SIN! Kyle Clark unloaded at least 6! Does anyone have the morning after for Colby? Get Tested cause Kyles ex, that arab Niko Ocean? dude is POZZY

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    1. Colbra! What a joke???

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    2. Why did Joe Hollywood get a one page spread in OK! Magazine months ago? Its so sad that people are rewared for messy behavoir!!

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    3. Not to cause TROUBLE but the A/C boys sleep with Willam's husband and jack off and watch tranny porn and snort COKE.

      Yes

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  6. How did our big ol' squirrelfriend Bobby Trendy get involved in all this sperm jambalaya ?

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    1. ^Bobby trendy used to be good friends with Joe and Lisa.

      He moved on to Courtney Stodden.

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    2. Courtney Stoddens a BIG Joke she is going no where, she only became famous because of her D list actor boyfriend. Anyone can get implants and dye there hair from box dye from CVS pharamcy!!!

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    3. it's kinda scary to be Joe Hollywood, zero privacy, and alot of haters...

      you need security!

      Then again when you are psycho your mind can scare people off better then a big fat body guard

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  7. Joe Hollywood when will you disappear? You have been around since 13 with your g string trying to get dollars at tiger heat arena. Not sure who I hate seeing more in WeHo you or bobby.

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    1. Why would we want either to dispear? Who would we BULLY?

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  8. Lisa Vanderpump should drop him as a friend.

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    1. Why? And EW have you ever seen Vanderpump in person?

      She looks 100!!!!

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    2. When I cam to WeHo and I saw Joe Hollywood ParTing all day and all night.

      and I thought to myself WTF?

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    3. Lisa V is so gross, her on dancing with the stars is a total joke!!!!!!!

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  9. Joe will still dance to on display on display.

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    1. #EachAndEveryDay

      Love u Blacki

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    2. I LOVE my big booty bitches!!

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    3. Brooke Candy gained ATLEAST 50 pounds for Perez Party!

      giggling ERREVERWHERE!!!!!!!

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    4. Bryce Chandler Hill (Fired from 11)April 1, 2013 at 1:13 PM

      Hey dont be mean!!!!

      I have the Lisa Unlimited Boost Mobile plan, not my fault I am homeless and cannot afford Verizon Wireless!

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    5. Is Weho con going out of business?

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    6. idk think thats an April foods joke ^^^^

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    7. Can WeHo make a chat room so we can talk shit daily?

      and not on comments?

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  10. That child will have more deformities than Tutankhamun.
    Read a book, King Tut was a product of incestal relations between Akhenaten and his sister (either Nebetah or Beketaten). King Tut had a club foot and an overbite. He also had difficulty walking. His entire family line, The Ahmosid-Thutmosid line was riddled with incest.

    Fast forward to now in the United States, there are not as many incest products. We shall see in nine monrhs. Cocaine will also be a factor. If the child doesn't survive the womb, the mother could be charged with murder!

    MISS CLEO! Where are thou? What say you? WE NEED YOU BACK NOW, EVEN MORE THAN EVER!

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    1. Miss Cleo is gone...very confused why she left?

      She had the best feedback!

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    2. I flew into palm springs for White Party from North Caroline. I heard of this site and met tons of WeHo Queens.

      You are all messes, thanks for letting me know to NEVER move to WeHo

      You are all crazy

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    3. Miss Cloe is dead, she overdosed with Joe and Melissa

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    4. I will Babyshit this baby child all nite! I will teach hoe hollywood jr. how to light up and inject. Key thing to learn is FLICKING NEEDLES. you do not want drug chunks in your veins! My poor niece learned the hard way when Joe injected her at the Western/Sunset red line.

      Shame Shame Joe Boi

      Anyways I will create a devil child. I will soon then call LA Child protective services to capture the devil child and raise it to be the next Missy Brown

      xo Auntie Sponbishqua
      (Missy Browns Drag Aunt)

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    5. what is Tutankhamun. ?

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    6. @4:22 BabySHIT

      haha

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  11. I will babyshit for joe and his love child!!


    Mauh!

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    1. Morgan you cannot even babysit your tina baggie!!

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    2. HOW DARE YOU MORGAN IS A GREAT BABYSITTER!!!


      I WOULD TRUST HER WITH MY LIFE, AKA MY BAG OF TINA

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    3. This girl is NOT new, clearly the writers are new to West Hollywood. He was about 13/14 and he and Lisa would be at Bobby trendys store weekly hanging out with Anna and drinking booze with bobby, while they would do water sports in bobbys small bathroom in the back of his store on La Cienega.

      RIP bobbys store!

      That shit was WEHO!

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  12. I just bought a pregnancy test kit at CVS and came out positive. I am having a baby too.

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    1. congrats missy!

      But I thought u only had the surgery upstairs?

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    2. Oh, Joe Hollywood, the morally corrupt Joe Hollywood

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    3. no hunni. I have a pussy...and a sweet one. If you want to taste it let me know

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    4. YAZ Ill taste a Missy Brown pussy! While we are at it can you get luke nero to get sweaty so I can taste that DELIOUS aussie asshole?

      Damn he is fine

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    5. wait a god damn second, now mellisa brown is preggy?


      Love it!!!!!!

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    6. Melissa show us a pic of ur pussi???

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    7. LOL every joe hollywood story links back to Melissa Brown and CVS Pharamcy...

      you kind have to wonder if he is a spokesman for CVS?

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  13. Joe Hollywood if you EVER come to the Bible belt and spread your mess here I will sure to KILL you.

    Yes, burn you infront of all the Bigots here while we chant what the Jews Chanted at Jesus!!


    Mary Magdale (Jesus' Hooker) Aka Lisa cannot help you now!!!

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    1. why would anyone leave WeHo for the bible belt?


      Idiot

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    2. Just be happy for him, I am. If you aren't then dont comment and focus on something better

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    3. @7:36 JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!

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  14. That's pregnant? Are you sure she isn't just fat? The the bitch looks like she had too much chicken n waffles Lays potato chips.

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    1. They discontinued those chips, such a shame!

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    2. Wish this was an april foods joke but its not. I know both of them and this baby is on its way

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    3. I smoke Tina with Joe but he kept on going I had to quit at 6am
      Morgan McMichaels

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    4. wait??? where can you get those chips i wanna try??

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  15. Lexi Leventhal read joe hollywood on facebook! it was high lerious

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    1. Old Friend SBI!!!!!!April 1, 2013 at 5:07 PM

      who cares about Hoe Hollywood. I have knew Lexi for years (back from Apple Valley), she used to be Rhea Litre's drag daughter, rumor has it she farts all the time and didnt even know how to put on eye liner if it wasnt for Rhea!

      Hey Lexi maybe you should join the NFL? You are bigger than 75% of them! lol

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    2. This website is very weird, I kinda wanna relocate to WeHo.

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  16. I come home from WP to read this? Now I have an even worse headache.

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    1. Take a Midol bitch

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    2. I am a mutual friend of Hoe Hollywood and Lexi Menthol.

      Lexi you are 6'3 and look more manlier than a line backer!

      And Joe Hope you get the help you need

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    3. haha she is gross, she is now in freak mode cause Mirelle is pissed at her

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    4. WP was amazing!! what the f are u talking about

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  17. Why are all the Equinox trainers Obessed with Joe Hollywood? It's kinda weird when there is an awkward silence and then they said so did you hear what Joe Hollywood did?

    If I wanted to hear about joe Hollywood I would read this fucking website, I want to get a fucking sweat you idiots!!!

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    1. 24 all the way what is E?

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    2. Equinox is TRASH I caught Ring worm after some gross porn star used the machine before me.

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  18. The Gorga's were mad that Sanker didn't book Melissa Gorga to sing on display. He booked Kim Zolciak and they thought, were next. If Joe is anything like his cousin, that baby will be abandoned by their parents. Emotionally. Joe Hollywood & Lisa Unlimited will pimp that baby like Keis Jenner has pimped out Kim Kourtney Khloé Rob to some extent Kendall and Kylie. Melissa and Joe Gorga however, pimp themselves out and GO CLUBBING. WITH THE WAKILES! Granted their kids are grown up, but Melissa Gorga loves the attention but because she doesn't put her kids in the spotlight we are made to think she is a good mom. Poor Antonio, Gino and Joey Gorga. They are emotionally abandoned by their parents. Joesph Hollywood will try to be Kris Jenner and be like pimping Hoe Hollywoo jr on every audition in Hollywood! Snorting up that kids college fund. Poor Hoe Hollywood Jr. I hope the archive of this site exists when Hooe Hollywood Jr. Is 18. Poor kid he is gonna be abandoned in every sense of the word and the term, etc.

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  19. Can some give some attention? This is Morgan McMichaels! This past Wednesday I was at the Dreamgirls show in S.D. And I was booked at Rich's club down there @richssandiego on twitter. They fucked me over and I was in full drag. They fucked over my mother Chad Michaels. Outrageous! All my L.A. People that go down south, I suggest you go no further than Shark Club in Costa Mesa Orange County. San Diego is a wasteland that needs to be left alone. Also, I need some work. Tell your clubs to book me and pay me. Also Phi phi and Jiggly were not paid this past weekend for their booking for the Easter show they did for a charity and for young GLBT kids. Not paid and left high and dry justlike richs San Diego did me. Book me everyplace else, just not San Diego.

    Morgan McMichaels <3

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    1. I heard about that. Shame on you rich. I heard they straight didnt want to pay her and just because Morgan is a yestergay doesn't mean she doesn't hav feelings.

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    2. HEY MOREGAN

      ONE PHRASE

      STFU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  20. Attention Morgasms!

    I will not STAND for the outrage! You cant hire some and then not pay them!

    Send a complaint to Ryan Bedrosian rbedrosian@yahoo.com (Manager)

    Owner is Nicholas Moede.

    You can't just fuck some one over!

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  21. Message from Joe Hollywood: I can feel the weight of the world pushing down on me.
    I can feel everyones eyes watching me.
    I can feel the heat of the spotlight, shine on me.
    I can feel the pressure on body.
    Got me feeling all of these feelings and it's driving me insane.
    Paparazzi watching me do my thing

    [Chorus:]
    Cause I'm on display, on display, on display
    Each and everyday, everyday, everyday
    Everybody's waiting on me to fall
    Everybody's waiting on me to crawl but they can keep on
    (waiting on me, waiting on me, waiting on me to fall) [4x]

    I know you're gonna try to bring me, bring me down
    But I'm a fighter, I'm a tiger, I can figure it out
    Slander my name in all the papers that's what you wanna do
    But you keep watching I'll keep glowing thats what I'll do for you
    Got me feeling all these feelings and it's driving me insane
    Paparazzi watching me do my thing

    [Chorus:]
    Cause I'm on display, on display, on display
    Each and everyday, everyday, everyday
    Everybody's waiting on me to fall
    Everybody's waiting on me to crawl but they can keep on
    (waiting on me, waiting on me, waiting on me to fall) [4x]

    Everybody wanna see me fall
    Everybody wanna bring me down
    Everybody wanna steal my crown
    But it's not going down
    Some people don't like my style
    But I don't give a what
    Everybody got something to say
    Go head and post it up
    On the blog sites, put it up, on the headlines
    It dont matter what you say I'm still gonna shine

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    1. oh god, LOL ^^^^

      Love gorga

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