Andrew Christian
March 24, 2013

Joe Hollywood's Voicemails

We REALLY are deeply worried for Joe Hollywood. She is spiraling down hill with no emergency breaks. We have a feeling now he got ahold of a Boost Mobile phone she will be using all of her prepaid minutes on us - (818) 351-WEHO. Listen to her crack rants below.



Our favorite transcriptions from Joe Hollywood are...
"Go back to Santa Barbra, cause' guess what? I own LA.COM hunty." - Joe Hollywood
"Gurl I'm a quarter short, I need to take the bus back to Silver Lake to party and play and use meth. Can you spot me a quarter to get from like...Robertson and Santa Monica to Virgil and Santa Monica?" - Joe Hollywood
"UrrrrMuhhhGawd I'm on crack bitch" - Joe Hollywood
"Goodbye and drop dead!" - Joe Hollywood

xoxo
Mother Meth


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    1. It's ACTUALLY "breaks"...as in, he isn't taking a break from partying. ;)

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    2. now this is news

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    3. stop da world

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    4. he is just having fun love him

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    6. now this is news!!!

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    8. xmas came early!


      thanks joe for the laughs

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    9. No wonder Logo gave him his own show!!!

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    10. Joe is a celebrity! This is bigger than the david hassholf voicemail!

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    11. Joe hollywoods show on TLC was great

      now bad sex!

      then celebrity rehab vh1!

      then Venice Beach a jersey shor spin off !!

      joe hollywood OWNS

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    12. what level of fame has he gotten? Really tmz following joe and lisa outside of SUR?

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    13. i love this website and i love joe

      haters in the buidling i can semll

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    14. Joe Hollywood is a Tabloid star! You think he just networks WeHo cont? No he does TMZ, radar online and the dirty, he is a mess on every page 6 website

      Proof 1: http://thedirty.com/2012/11/joe-hollywood-checks-into-rehab/

      Proof 2: http://thedirty.com/2012/11/joe-hollywood-the-bar-rat/

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    15. what is wrong with this child!! he needs to be examined!!!

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    16. this are fake voicemails and fake comments, it isint even him.

      nice try

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    17. Enough with the boost mobile shit he has an iphone.

      But I am sure he will be dead soon

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    18. Chester the MolesterMarch 25, 2013 at 10:52 AM

      I stalk Joe Hollywood on a regular basis. I stole his straw that he was sucking a gin and tonic out of at the Abbey. I do weird voddo with it so I can abduct him. Once I get that hot boy in my house that is when the good stuff happens. I will first drug him, and then inject drano into his skin so we will not smell like a dead carcus. Then I will rape every one in his body. He is so hot and I just cannot handel it. Im talking fucking his eye ball socket, ear holes, nose, ass, and also I a going to drill a whole in the back of joe hollywoods brain So i can skull fuck me.

      Yes i have issues but joe hollywood is my strang addiction

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    19. I think this a JOKE

      Joe does NOT use drugs nor is he racist.

      I had my black dick in his ass last nite

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    20. i love having joe hollywood as a friend.

      ya he is a mess but he is entertainment, and its free!!

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    21. who or what is Courtney StoddeN?

      is that her ass in the above blog?

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    22. Who is Mother Meth?

      Is that Detox iCunt?

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    23. He uses Molly too, we did it at fiesta in the bathrooom !
      damn i was horni after mabe it was laced

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    24. These voicemails are fake, he did it as a publicity stud because now he has some new clothing line.

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  2. this is the best post ever!!!

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    1. joe hollywood is so funny i cannot even hang out with him cause i laugh so muchg

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    2. he has a bigger fan base then lindsay lohan

      he is the BIGGEST mess and guess what I support him sue me

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    3. where is my blog?

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    4. We need a Peej post!

      About how he stole Joe Hollywoods award!

      but Peej is damn cute, and smells like freh lemons!

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  3. Joe Hollywood is NOT on crack NOT on meth, he is just drunk and HIGHLY entertaining! Cannot wait for his shows to air

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    1. I simply cannot hang out with joe, i cannot breathe with him. he is so fucking highly entertaining its insane!!!

      wow mom wasnt leing california people are crazy!

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    2. love him! plain and simple

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    3. Joe has great personality the problem is he is a just a drunk.

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  4. my fingers are shaking from the xcite ment! keep it up hoe hollywood u rock the world

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    2. joe hollywood is the biggest TABLOID star in AMERICA!!!

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    3. joe is passed out high no they arnt

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    4. Joe cannot even type when high let alone enter a capcha code


      xoxo joe hollywood army

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    5. WeHo con stop posting on Joe Hollywood's story at let poeple that either like him or hate him, we dont need your imput.

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  5. Goodbye and drop dead!!! thaT WAS CLASSIC

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    1. Goodbye and DROP dead

      just wait now he will have a t shirt line for that one

      he is kuku

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  6. have you ever seen him in PERSON? he is so funny!! work joe work!!!!!

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  7. i wish we could all be california gurls just like joe hollywood so jelous

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  8. MISSY THE CRACK USERMarch 25, 2013 at 2:17 AM

    JOE HOLLYWOODS FAN BASE IS DRUG USERS, SHIT I AM TWEAKING AS WE SPEAK

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    1. everyone is jelous of joe! 3 fucking reality shows on MAJOR networks!!!! haters!!!

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    2. Where is MY story?

      Its me Morgan

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  9. People are so jelous of joe! 3 shows and the toys r us toy deal!!

    work it!!!

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    1. REporting live on joe hollywood! last seen leaving the eagle! i got a flip cam

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    2. joe hollywood has 6 million myspce friends and 50000000 followers on twitter, he was once a world famous dj but went to dirt!

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    3. joe hollywood makes life so much better!! he is truly the most funniest guy in america! i love you joe!!

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  10. joe hollywoods fan base is bigger than lady gaga! my own grandma loves joe hollywood, we joke wile drinking tea and itching our assholes

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  11. lol only joe can make a fone call and make the channel 7 news!!

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    1. 3 reality shows, you guys are just jelous! and guess what they are real i saw the cameras and here lounge

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    2. he is a racist

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    3. I AM A SOBER FAN OF JOE HOLLYWOOD

      I CAN TYPE CAPCHA CODES

      I AM NO ROBOT

      I AM JOE HOLLYWOODS FAN!!

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  12. I am such a fan of joe hollywood love his fashion line he was modeling today at mickeys! wow tragic mess got talent

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    1. Now this is a post! its about time

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  13. It's quite obvious all these comments are from only 2 users. Joe WannabeHollywood & WeHo Confidential. Joe get some help & stop spending your money on crack because from what everyone can see your tax return shows your a broke ass bitch.

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    1. ur rite and he is incohearent doubt he can type

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    2. whyy are u up so late POSTING on joe hollywood's storY


      stop tweeking you meth addict whore

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  14. joe you are going to die soon, sorry buddy

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  15. Joe Hollywood is a TABOLID star! Radar online, dirty .com and weho con!!

    work joe!

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    1. he is a tabloid star!!! he is on display! love u cuz!

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    2. Chester the MolesterMarch 25, 2013 at 10:38 AM

      I stalk Joe Hollywood on a regular basis. I stole his straw that he was sucking a gin and tonic out of at the Abbey. I do weird voddo with it so I can abduct him. Once I get that hot boy in my house that is when the good stuff happens. I will first drug him, and then inject drano into his skin so we will not smell like a dead carcus. Then I will rape every one in his body. He is so hot and I just cannot handel it. Im talking fucking his eye ball socket, ear holes, nose, ass, and also I a going to drill a whole in the back of joe hollywoods brain So i can skull fuck me.

      Yes i have issues but joe hollywood is my strang addiction

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  16. fuck u adraine maloof! for selling joe hollywood stores to radar online!!!

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    1. ADRIANE MALOOF IS A FUCKING ARAB THAT SELLS JOE HOLLYWOOD AND LISA VANDERPUMP STORIES

      I HOPE YOU DI

      XOXO THE VANDERPUMP SHOE

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  17. my son is a fan of joe hollywood cannot wait for the toys are us deal!!! its going in his easter basket!!

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  18. Joe Hollywood is alot smater then most people think! College degree, 3 reality shows, and clothing line! not to mention he has networked the entire population via twitter!


    keep it up! go easy on the crack we need you around joe

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    1. the amount of hate around joe hollywood is crazy thank god for his fan base to back him up!

      sleep off that binge! ill comment for you! dont die baby! we love u

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  19. THE MADNESS NEEDS TO STOP SIMPLY STOP WRITING ABOUT HIM

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    1. Alusia's Mother from AKMarch 25, 2013 at 2:53 AM

      Where is my daughters post? She is the true star in this sick town

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  20. Everyone knows joe hollywood, that is why he is the most commented!

    I love you! stay safe sleep it off !

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    1. this is sad, you become a mess and you become famous

      what have you done linday lohan and joe hollywood??

      gross!!!!!!!!!

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    2. I simply hate him

      i hope yo die joe

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  21. Teresa tried to keep Melissa from joining Real Housewives of Mew Jersey, but she'll probably try to keep Joe Hollywood from coming into the show

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    1. good bye and drop dead!

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    2. Teresa wants all the fame for her self that is why melissa has so much trouble with air time!

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  22. joe hollywood please die i hate you and i want you dead i will murder you dont play me

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    1. you guys at this website have no life really recording joe hollywood?

      is this the world we live in?

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    2. his voice is like nails on a board

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    3. Tgere gonna tak away his baby. Trust

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  23. Joe Hollywood on 3 shows? I googled them and never heard of it because when you search his nam nothing pop up. If any cast agent sees this bye bye career not that it ever took off anyways. His career has sunk faster than Mike the situations career. At least mike the sitch was the second richest reality tv personality of 2010 in one time on his life, shot. Joe never got the chance to make the money. He whatever he made was smoked snorted and bumped up each orifice of his body.

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    1. tweet LogoTV here is shows shit i had to run from the camera crew becuuase I ddint want any assocation

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    2. above you are truly jelous of our mess joe hollywood.

      find camera time elsewhere cunt

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  24. THOSE ARE NOT JOE HOLLYWOOD VOICE MAILS HE IS SLEEPING RIGHT NOW, YOU GUYS ARE STICK TO STAGE FAKE VOICEMAILS AND COMMENT ON HIM TO MAKE HIM MORE FAMOUS.

    JUST LEAVE HIM ALONE

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  25. Can we talk these Ts about Joe Hollywood claiming he be a daddy. He said his sperm took. I'm surprised. He tryna copy Perez but I feel sorry for the joe Hollywood baby. I have a feeling that that baby will become a ward of the state and taken into custody by the Los Angeles County Child Protective Services. Can't believe him. These Ts revealed.

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    1. shut up u dumb bich

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    2. who cares if he has a son

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  26. I guess he couldn't make the calls and listen to his cousins song at the same time. If you dont know, His cousin is Melissa Gorga. Yep that Melissa Gorga. On display on display each and every day every day. He also has been friends with the Kardashians and Chelsea Lately cast. Khloé became his friend but she dropped him after she found out he was a drunk and he even was besties with Kris Jenner! He tried to get on camera but Mama Kardashian put a stop to it after Kendall & Kylie came on Weho Con. Lindsay Lohan couldn't handle him but in reality, she didnt want to play second fiddle or be outshined by Hoe Hollywood. He's banned on the set of the Tonight Show and Kathy on Bravo. Chelsea and Chuy were his besties but they haven't kept in tl
    So now hes calling Lucas John. For what? He's got nothing going on. Anyways he got BANNED from Adam4Adam because he kept soliciting and used the N word liberally. Like Melissa Brown says, if you don't know get in to it!

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    2. the Kehlo kardashian story is true!!


      https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1502584727134&set=t.1309681982&type=3&theater

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    3. great now i lost my voice from laughing i hate you guys

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  27. um where is kyle clarke at lately? i want to rim his asshoel all fucking nite!!! hotay more post about him

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  28. WOW! what an idiot! that's disgusting how racist he is! he is trash trash trash!

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  29. That doesnt even sound like joe....

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  30. is Joe Hollywood even a real person? How is it possible that all the bad things only happen to one person in the media?

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    1. this is so sad how people get rewarded for bad behavoir...

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    2. ew I hate zack on vros such a prick and stuck up

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    3. best voicemail ever lol

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    4. really 700 plays?


      lol

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    5. here is the news: Missy brown is using meth on the Red Line!!!!!! with joe and aunity

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    6. WeHo con is NOT worried abuot joe they could care less if he dies,

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    7. have some respect weho con, that was rude to public this, this person clearly has a mental disorder.

      Very mean, would you make fun of someone that was retarted on your wesbite?


      in the words of joe hollywood

      *Goodbye and Drop Dead*

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  31. Why? Why? Why?????

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    1. Why what Melissa, everyone knows it was you forcing Joe to make these calls.

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    2. THIS IS SO TRAGIC I CANNOT EVEN LISTEN.

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    3. Now that is CLASSIC!

      "Go back to Santa Barbra, cause' guess what? I own LA.COM hunty." - Joe Hollywood

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  32. Why hasn't Lisa Vanderpump hired him as help at Sur just during filming if Vanderpump Rules. Joe has connections to Lisa Vanderpump. He even has this picture of him hugging her. If he "worked" at Sur during filming he'd have the fame he wants then can slowly disappear.

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    1. cause he is on other shows, you cannot cross networks when you are filming for Viacom

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    2. Until we get a meth pic this is dumb.

      I framed the Detox meth picture andits hanging over my toliet.

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