Andrew Christian
3/23/13

10 Things We've Learned From Grindr Xtra:


In honor of Grindr's 4 year anniversary we've decided to Cher 
10 things we've learned from Grindr Xtra:


10) Headless torsos can be really annoying & hot all at the same time!





9) Everyone & the Mayor is on it!


8) It's okay to block people you know because if you two were going to fuck you would've done it already.


7) Sorting by "only members online" quadruples your chances of engagement & decreases the time it takes to get laid dramatically, which ultimately makes you more productive.


6) Unlimited blocking is a Madonna send & should be used without any hesitation.


5) Some people are fu(king relentless!!!


4) The ability to send "saved phrases" without having to type "Do you a face picture?" 5,000 times is priceless and spares you from getting arthritis.





3) The owner is grinding, single & ready to mingle





2) Their employees are hot & like to party!!




Drake Vs Kanye!!

1) Gay dudes can officially get laid faster than straight dudes.

#highfive
#downlow

Thank you Grindr Xtra our 8 o'clock is here!!

Toodles...

xoxo
Soju & Imlay

8 comments:

  1. good gawd, weho councilman john duran (# 9) is 54, not 45------that's just so fucking laughable----what a dumbass

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  2. crickets... this site is dying

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    1. wehoconfidential?...grindr?....or both?

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  3. Duran POZ... and alleged campaign funds money laundering. NICE!

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    1. Everyone knows durans poz gurrr, you can tell by looking.

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  4. kkk gays only found in grindr ölol

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  5. I HAVE TO HAND IT TO THAT JOEL SIMKAT OR HOWEVER HE PRONOUNCES HIS NAME! ANYWAYS, THAT N*KKAS PICTURE MAKES IT LOOK LIKE HE'S SPECIAL NEEDS OR RODE HE SHORTY BUS IN SCHOOL. HOWEVER, IN CERTAIN PARTS OF THE COUNTRY MORE LIKE ALL THE COUNTRY HIS XTRA APP THAT YOU PAY FOR IS EXTREMELY FLAWED! THAT GRINDR TEAM SPENDS THEIR TIME POSTING SHIRTLESS PICS OF STRAIGHT MEN ON THEIR FACEBOOK. WHILE GAY MEN BITCH ABOUT THE CRASHES THEY RECIEVE ON THEIR MOBILES AND THE NO RESPONSE THEY RECIEVE FROM GRINDR TECH SUPPORT. I GIVE IT UP TO JOEL SIMKAT, HEAY LOOK LIKE A RETARD BUT HE'S NO DUMMY. LEARLY BY ADVERTISING THE GRINDR XTRA SERVICE AND DEDUCTING MONEY FOA SERVICE THAT DONT WORK HE MAKING A FORTUNE KINDA LIKE HOW SOME ONE SLOWLY DEDUCTS 25 CENTS FROM YOUR CREDIT CARDS. DO YOU JIGGAS NOT KNOW THAT THERE IS A FREE GRINDR APP THAT JUST GRINDR? THE GRINDR PEOPLE PROMOTE XTRA CUZ THAT'S THE ONE YOU PAY FOR. GRINDR FREE IS ON APP STORE. AS FOR JOEL SIMKAT, HE'S LAUGHING AND COUNTING HIS MONEY TO THE BANK ACCOUNT.

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