First off who invites 100+ people to a party in the Hollywood hills and doesn't hire a valet service?
The down hill driveway into the home would've been better suited for a pair of Nike's and not the vintage Dior boots we had on because the invite indicated "cocktail attire".
The house was stunning however the crowd looked like they were at someone's funeral. Actually we attended a more exciting funeral in 2010, not joking.
Thankfully the craptastic iPod shuffle playlist that they borrowed from your mom was kept rather low in what seemed to be a deliberate attempt to make sure no one could have any fun.
Famous AIDS activist Jack Mackenroth was the guest speaker for the"party" & she was a site to be seen gurl, hovering around guests while looking like she had just been pumped to the brim with fillers & botox after undergoing hypnosis just for the occasion.
And even though they had a step and repeat in the driveway (minus a photographer) the hosts insisted that we pose for photo campaign "alone & not in groups" upstairs. Sorry honeys but if IMPULSE thinks we're going to be their AIDS poster children they can pay us for that $hit. Yeah we fu(King said it. Seriously we haven't felt this awkward since that thai lady @Rendevous gave us the happy ending.
Thanks be to Cher the food was catered by Taste on Melrose since it was probably the party's only silver lining.