Andrew Christian
January 23, 2013

Who or What is a Jake Wills ? ? ?




 

     


Partying right out of the cradle hunty!
We'll take him and his man...

This little duckling learned to waddle at a young age but we have a feeling she won't be able to siwm in shark waters.

xoxo
Dixie Normous   

44 comments :

  1. his butthole tastes like fun dip

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    1. ABEL IS POZ AND RAPES UNDERAGE BOYS AT TIGER HEAT

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  2. A drunk, drugged up mess!
    And one that probably has sucked on Andy Dick's shriveled and disgusting peen, too!
    Next!

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  3. he fucked tojo & andy dick. It's sad really!

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    1. Tojo wouldn't sleep with that fucking lesbian. I can't say the same for Andy Dick.

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  4. wow what is he like 4'11". ToJo and Taylor Lautner, who are both Very short, are DWARFING him by comparison.

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  5. He's a cutie. Good for him showing off all his fancy shit via social networking. He's like 18-19? I doubt he's a "drugged up mess" based on the photos lol. He's looks well put together. So again, good for him.

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    1. Fancy shit?
      Yeah, right.
      But maybe he should listen to the song "Fancy", by Reba McEntire as he has lots in common with the protagonist of the song.
      They both sell their ass to the highest bidder!

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  6. lol @ tubby superman

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  7. This thing is THIRTY THREE!!

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    1. 34 if he's a day!

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  8. Whoa he had dinner with Andy Dick! Watch out! Big man on campus...get the fuck out of here you big headed fuck, he will be washed out by 21

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    1. Somebody has anger issues

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  9. The short ones are always hung

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    1. And this thing is the exception that proves the rule!

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    2. @11:31pm
      NOT what I've heard!!

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    3. I don't care if his dick is 14" long, he's a midget and creepy looking. Just look at him in these pictures-he has the same weird plastic glazed and out of it look in every single one!
      Yuck...!!!

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  10. Can you please stop talking about ugly people?

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  11. So the guy in the 4th pic who looks like he grew up in a double-wide and has B-cup boobs; is that Jake's boyfriend?
    If so, there is definitely something wrong with Jake...

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  12. White trash from Louisiana...came to LA to try to make it big. Got tossed around by Tommy, Bryan, Andy Dick and the like...pathological liar, 4 feet tall, drug addict..oh and hes's poz. Gross. Stay far away!

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  13. Kind of hard to "make it big" when you're only 4'1" tall!!!

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  14. So Jake Wills came over to my place here in Oklahoma City, and this little nigga stole my cold pop! Ain't nobody got time for that!

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  15. Waking up to this is the best. I assume this is where I'm supposed to refute these nefarious statements...?

    -A "drunk"? Occasionally on the weekends.
    -A "drugged up mess"? Definitely not.
    -Being tossed around and fucking everybody? Tell me something I haven't been accused of before.
    -Pathological liar? is this all you can come up with?
    -I'm 5'5", not that it makes a difference.
    -Poz? That's hilariously untrue.
    -If you want white trash, go watch Honey Boo Boo.
    -20 in 5 days, not 30+ lol (funny though)

    If these comments are a glimpse of what is considered "shark waters", you people shouldn't be so basic and come up with better things to say.

    Thanks for the laughs, I'll continue with my day now.

    Weho rumors, ain't nobody got time fa dat!

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    1. Hahaha I love this bitch already

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    2. No, you wurint spposed to refute (?) anything accept maybe that u dint sleep with ToJo, and thats the one thing you dint deny! Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

      let me know when ya hop on the midnight train to Shreveport and i'll write a song about it sweetee peye.

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    3. Except they aren't rumours, hunty!
      The truth does hurt...people who really have lives and get talked shit about on here never come on here and try to "refute" shit-only losers like you and Joe Hollywood do.
      Why?
      Because the shit is true, that's why!
      And Honey Boo Boo has more class in her fat belly than you ever will. How dare you pick up on a defenseless child???

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    4. i love that your 19, and waking up at 12:53 pm on a Thursday...

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  16. The kid thinks he's special when in fact he's the laughing stock of LA. He's trailer park trash that will steal, lie and fuck whoever he can to get a free meal. The worst of the worst:)

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  17. The fact he didn't wake up until 12:53PM PST pretty much reinforces everything that was said prior to his lame attempt at "refuting nefarious statements".
    $20 says he went to an online thesaurus to look that word up so he'd look super smart and classy, instead of poor Louisiana white trash!
    But yes, get back to your life which I'm sure consists of sucking off whichever Daddy you're getting pounded by this week...MINUS THE CONDIM!

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  18. And he didn't deny stealing my cold pop when we was BBQ'ing. POS

    Much Love, Sweet Brown

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  19. I don't even know who Joe Hollywood is, am I supposed to be bothered by being compared to him?
    I stayed up late last night getting ready for NYC tomorrow. What does waking up later than usual change anything about what I said?

    I don't think I'm special, it's pretty apparent you do considering how much you have to say from an anonymous account. I find this amusing.

    Oh, and "the guy in the 4th pic who looks like he grew up in a double-wide and has B-cup boobs is Brian, my boyfriend of around 8 months now. He's one of the nicest guys you can ever meet, and anybody that actually does know him would say the same. You clearly do not know anything about him.

    He's actually downstairs in the kitchen cooking for me, so yeah, you could almost consider that fucking for a free meal. Not sorry.

    I'll take whatever is dished. I am by no means stupid, nor poor, nor white trash. I can't even take you calling me stupid seriously. Since when do you use a thesaurus to find the definitions of words? Even if it did make sense, you would lose the bet.

    Try harder guys, there's no way this can be remotely considered shark waters.

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    1. Don't bother replying ... You don't need to defend yourself against people that have most likely never met you. The insults are the same for every person posted on this site. Everything said about you here has been said 10,000 times about others before now.

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    2. @7:11
      Actually, you're wrong.
      This midget is to my knowledge the only one to ever be confirmed as sucking Andy Dick's shriveled, nasty dick.
      And he's most assuredly the only midget, whoops, I mean, LITTLE PERSON, profiled.
      But it IS funny to see him respond-he's the only loser ever profiled to respond not just once but twice!
      Why is this important?
      Because people with actual, fabulous lives don't spend all day on obscure blogs hitting the refresh button and typing out detailed responses.
      They have better things to do.

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    3. I like this Jake Wills. He doesn't take shit from people. Good for you! x

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    4. I kind of like his swagger too. He don't take shit from no one it appears, short, slim, I'm guessing smooth and hung. I want his cock and loads in me all night long. I'll provide the T

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    5. @4:10
      High-larious!

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  20. @10:04 who are your sources?!

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  21. The only thing anyone should be commenting on for this article is that it's depressing that there are people who (a) make websites like this and (b) read websites like this. I feel like I've lost brain cells even scanning over this one link, which was sent to me by accident. Get a life, people. Glass houses, and all.

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  22. dude will sleep with anyone who has a big dick to stick in him, pretty much all of san diego and weho has been there. If your a super old doctor who lives in weho he will have sex for money, and if you date him he will stab you. Well he is a felon in jail now

    http://apps.sdsheriff.net/wij/WijAList.aspx?LastName=wills&FirstName=jacob

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