Matt & Kyle...
It's like the bottom leading the bottom (that's the saying right? oh wait, it's the blind...well whatever, both apply). Such PR to try and keep a positive public appearance when in reality, their interior is exact opposite of their exterior. Which is ironic...b/c they both used to be so much cuter...what beauty they have left is fading fast. Maybe it's all the b______ing? Not only have they both cheated on about every boyfriend they've had...but allegedly they both LOVE to b______k. One loves you to c_m inside of him and the other insists that you pull out (maybe that's not considered cheating in his book?) we'll let you guess which is which.