Matt & Kyle...
It's like the bottom leading the bottom (that's the saying right? oh wait, it's the blind...well whatever, both apply). Such PR to try and keep a positive public appearance when in reality, their interior is exact opposite of their exterior. Which is ironic...b/c they both used to be so much cuter...what beauty they have left is fading fast. Maybe it's all the b______ing? Not only have they both cheated on about every boyfriend they've had...but allegedly they both LOVE to b______k. One loves you to c_m inside of him and the other insists that you pull out (maybe that's not considered cheating in his book?) we'll let you guess which is which.
xoxo
FiFi
Poor Kyle he just moved to LA and has already attached himself to the most hated and revolting group of gays in the city. Xander and Simon both jobless wanderers , well Simon as a job (the oldest profession in history) but still. Now Kyle always has a reputation as being the biggest douchebag poser in the entire city and def loves to take multiple raw loads on a consistent basis. Everyone knows this. You can only hang out with Brad Baertsch so many times before you pick up his bad BB habits.
ReplyDeleteMatt is Andrew Oldershaw's latest BF. They moved in together fairly recently into some place off of Laurel Canyon. Andrew is off in Central America for a month. Hopefully Matt's behaving!!!
ReplyDeleteOh Kyle.. The company you have been keeping since you have moved to Los Angeles. Im very disappointed in you.
ReplyDeleteOldershaw falls for guys at the drop of a hat. I give this disaster six months.
ReplyDeleteMore like six weeks, hunty!
DeleteAnother dysfunctional relationship. To emotional invalids attached at the hip. No self worth, no self esteem - always picking wrong guys over and over again. The same types to, but with different names. Pitiful lost souls........How sad! Just by looking at them "you say what the hell is going on there between them?" I crack up and laugh!
ReplyDeleteI did let George fuck me bareback. Not a very big dick, but pretty good sex.
ReplyDeleteI hope they have an open relationship b/c if not I feel bad for getting fucked by George
ReplyDeleteI would definitely make sure you get to the free clinic if you have or plan to have sex with either of these two.
ReplyDeleteThey're both POZ and George has anal warts bigger than Chad Michael's lips!
there's no george in the pic dumbass
ReplyDeleteThats not George Papanikolas, who likes it raw and doesn't disclose his status. That Is Kyle Krieger who actually looks like George's twin and behaves the same way.
ReplyDeleteGeorge Papanikolas is positive. This is well known.
ReplyDeleteSo is Scotty Cuhna
ReplyDeletei just looked up george... damn he ugly
ReplyDeletescotty cunha is an elf-ish troll doll! is he that gnome-like character in "the hobbit" saying "my precious" over and over...LOL. what is seemingly a bizarre correlation is how all these poz mess types are model/actors, or hairdressers. buyer beware!
ReplyDeletegeorge's butt tastes like pink taco
ReplyDeleteSandro gave me Legionairre's in the bathroom at Rage. I went to Louise to clear this mess up, and that cunt just gave me mesothelioma of the testicles. Lawsuits are coming, hunty!!!
ReplyDeleteDid you also get dia-beetus from him?
DeleteI don't know nor care enough to comment on these two.
ReplyDeleteI guess I could join the fray ("anal warts, POZ, hep-c") but it's too much trouble.
Slow news week, for sure.
Rest in piece Brian Putnam you druuged out alcoholic
ReplyDeleteDetox- good luck on rupauls show
Bye bye Fruute at Pavillions shopping center
Raja, sorry you could NOT get your friends in at the Abbey on NYE and asked NOT to perform
Bobby Trendy you look like a clown but everyone knows who you are- so props to you
Mellissa Brown- may you have enough white powder up your nose this year
Anegelyne you are nothing but garbage
Andrew Christian and Block party- please stay open so I can CONTINUE to shoplift from you
24 hour fitness- thank you for letting me sneek in to cruise for sex w/o paying
Allusia I hope you become 2 feet taller in time
Vicky Vox I think you should win a contest this year
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ReplyDeleteREALLY???? AGAIN????
For fuck's sake, can't you post a new summary? This one was old a week ago.
Smoke some more Tina or pop some Vicodin, do whatever you gots to do but UPDATE THIS FUCKING POST!
Thank you.
Be nice, strive to be happy.
ReplyDeleteHoney, I guarantee you I'm the happiest mutherfucking poster on here.
DeleteBut thanks for your concern.
@johnhabs 3:46 AM MissCleo is one of the nicest and happiest people I know
DeleteKyle K is a terrible hairstylist. Just one of many that go through the revolving doors and Chris M salon.
ReplyDeleteAgreed.
DeleteGirrrrrrrrl, Chris don't care if you're good. He cares if you pay rent. Like most salon owners...
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ReplyDeleteyou faggots are nasty for ripping each other to shreds and disclosing peoples status like this ... we have a website like this on the east coast called ... oh thats right we don't because we have jobs and things to keep us busy ... not keeping up with peoples lives who we are NEVER going to be a fraction as good as ... post a picture of yourselves and open up the forum for a critique on you ... homegirl got out there 5 minutes ago to pursue her dream in your vapid little cdc nightmare and you trying to be all shady ... if the aids doesn't get you i hope the fault does ... have fun with your little column and remember, even gossip girl was exposed eventually ... you gnat
ReplyDeleteRobert....I think I love you!
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