Andrew Christian
January 9, 2013

Joe Hollywood Wants to be A Father ? ? ?

We're not sure which part is funnier him becoming a father or the rich part?


"Hey I am really healthy & clean."

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  1. OK, wait just a good goddamned minute.
    A father?
    Joe Hollywood, raging meth addict and a bottle of Popov a day drinker for some reason wants to spawn a devil baby with some hapless fag hag?
    WHY?
    Joe, honey, you can't smoke meth around a baby and he won't be old enough to mule drugs for you for at least a decade!
    Seriously, I think he gets really high and then cones up with these hatebrained schemes and promptly posts them online.
    I can't imagine any female - even a desperate fag hag - agreeing to be impregnated with Joe's tainted spermatozoa!

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    1. the sad part about this is it a REAL/ACTIVE ad

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    2. Miss Cleo I love following your comments on all the stories, they are high entertaining

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    3. He is only doing this because it will bring him attention, and for someone with the numerous psychological disorders that this kid has, even negative attention still fills the gaping hole where is soul should be, and I am not being bitchy.

      The problem with people like Joe stems from being brought up in a world where perfection is the norm, gay men especially LA gay men are for the most part completely self involved and their appearance and quest to stay young is their holy grail. People like Joe no matter how hard he tries will never achieve the perfection he so craves, he doesn't have the genetics or education or work ethic to ever be more than a joke so he acts out in a desperate bid for attention or validation that he is here. He knows exactly what he is doing when he pulls these stunts. Once again all you morons who try to defend him on here because he is " a nice guy" or " he is always nice to me" if you really want to help him he needs psych care and quickly have an intervention and call Adult Protective Services they just have to read his facebook or this blog and they will see he is a danger to himself and act to help him. If you are his friends arrange this around your tanning sessions and gym time and the 40 hrs a week you put into going out and help this poor fuck.


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  2. I love how he belabors the point about being "healthy and clean"!
    Considering what he's put in his body, it's a miracle he's even still alive!

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    1. this is stupid posting about him boring

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    2. Meth and babies dont mix..

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    3. clean? Meth is not CLEAN at all dumbass

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    4. If he does have a baby we need to be notified IMMEDIATELY.

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    5. @2:31 OMG hahahsah

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    6. Bethany on Bath SaltsJanuary 9, 2013 at 3:08 PM

      I want to eat joe hollywood and his baby and use k9 sperm has the condiment.

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    7. @2:31
      In the 1 in 1,000,000 chance this mess DOES convince some self hating, fat fat hag to allow herself to be knocked up AND gives birth to an actual baby, rest assured you'll be the first person who gets called!
      God help the foster parents who take in that baby, though!

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    8. this is NOT a fake post he actually does want a baby

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    9. @4:21
      I don't think anyone here believes the post is fake, we just can't be
      I've there exists within the area a woman sad, desperate, and fat enough to want to have this thing's Damien baby.
      It's not like he has a Jessica Lange waiting in the wings to raise it and bury all the nannies and babysitters it will inevitably kill and maim!

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    10. Ur not a doctor u dumb bitch

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    11. @7:43
      How do you know I'm not, genius?
      It doesn't take a doctor to know this mess is fucked up, genius!
      Or to know who the real dumb bitch is here!

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  3. He has more FLAGGED and CL Posts then anyone in america

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    1. he donated sperm when he was 18 like over 10000000 times, there is going to be tons of crazy mini joe hollywoods in the future world. VERY scary why didn't the world just fucking end on 12/21/12

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    2. he told me via grindr he would give me a handjob for a mcdonalds happpy meal

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    3. Well he clearly has money if he had an iphone 5 lip injections and apartment off the sunset strip. Just saying whether he is evicted or not.

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    4. YUM! What kind of happy meal did he order? I hope a warm CHEESEBUGA

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    5. @2:54
      He DID NOT have an iPhone 5, or an iPhone of any kind.
      He had a cheap, generic, dollar store phone that got "stolen" when he got "raped" last week.
      Nor did he have lip injections...rather, he got punched in the face.
      And that picture was taken in the men's room at the bus station where he lives.
      There IS no apartment on Larabee, much less the Sunset Strip!

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    6. ur a fucking idiot miss chloe i get drunk through my asshole weekely at his apartment on larrabee we going to sober socket after watch out nigger

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    7. @3:40
      Um, who the fuck is Miss Chloe?

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    8. Laura Lux is already preggy with joe hollywoods baby. that fucking fag hag will sit on any gay cock for free!!!!

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    9. @4:19
      Then she is POZ just like Joe Holly-weird is!!!

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    10. he isnt poz the hosptial will not give out PEP if you are already poz dumbass

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    11. @4:46
      Dumbass, he didn't GO to the hospital or get PEP because HE DIDN'T ACTUALLY GET RAPED!
      The legal definition of rape DOES NOT INCLUDE getting your ass fucked and your John runs out and doesn't give you your $20.

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  4. He loves to shove vodka soaked tampons up his arsehole!
    He is also a certified diaper baby!

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    1. can we put him in the dictionary to make it official?

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    2. actually he has 7 lives like a cat there is some golden gene in him, i want to be his future baby

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    3. I bet Laura Lux would have his baby that fucking slut

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    4. @4:00
      Miss Cleo has long championed the idea that Wehoconfidential (or someone) should publish a dictionary (really, a glossary) defining such terms as "diaper baby" and having pictures to show an example of what one is (in this case, Joe Hollywood) where appropriate.

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    5. Peter Pumkin EaterJanuary 9, 2013 at 4:26 PM

      @misscleo whats taking so long? do it!

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  5. at 2:57 why such a long comment? get a life

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  6. He will inject anything into his body.

    He will inject anything into a woman's pussy.

    Keyword INJECT.

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    1. @4:24
      ^^^^^
      TRUTH!!!!!!

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    2. U are sick. Why dont i hit you over the head with a 2 by 4.

      U kite dipper.

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    3. Don't forget the fact he will allow anyone to INJECT their cum into his loose arsehole MINUS THE CONDIM!
      Keyword minus the condim!!!

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    4. @4:28
      Hunty, do you even know what a 2x4 is?
      Most likely you got hit with one as a child, which made you into the mess you are now!

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    5. SLURP SLURP LICK MY TWURP.

      Hahah I saw that comment on a previous stoory. Hey Joe after you die can I have your beth pipe? THERE IS SO MUCH RESIDUE I WILL BE SET FOR WEEKS

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  7. Who started the word "condim" and "arsehole"


    ITS FREEKING GENUS!

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    1. I can't claim credit for "condim", that's been around since who knows when, but I did start using "arsehole", and am glad to see others using it also.
      A touch of Anglophilia, if you will.

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    2. Your post made me go watch that Anna Nicole video clip where she uttered those very words!
      I wonder if Booby Trendy misses her...

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    3. At first I thought the Joe Hollywood stories and comments where a joke. Until I met him in person.

      OMG

      please get drug/mental health ASAP

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    4. @6:13
      Yes, nothing can compare to meeting him in person, can it?
      It IS rather disturbing to see him in action, isn't it?
      What's funny is he posted something about a month ago about how he was "checking in to rehab at Passages" a la Lohan, but of COURSE that was a lie (as was him getting raped, getting lip injections, and now this latest Craigslist ad).
      And wasn't he going to be on some "Bad Sex" TV show, too?
      As the ads for Campbell's soup say, "Isn't it amazing what CRYSTAL METH can do"?
      Spinning around in circles so much, posting crazy shit online, and yet accomplishing so little.
      TRUE LIFE: I'M JOE HOLLYWOOD
      A DRAMA IN 3 ACTS

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    5. bad sex is a show they filmed it at here lounge and i tried to sue cause i didnt want to be on camera . he is aperfect fit for the show

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    6. I am going to watch Bad Sex in pring but I think True Life : Im Joe Hollywood is better

      we need to teach people ABOUT YOUR METH FACE YOUR METH BOYFRIEND AND HOW CAN YOU FORGET YOUR METH BABY

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    7. Yes, I can imagine it would be..."Bad Sex" would be an understatement to describe the type of sex one would experience if they were unlucky enough to have spent $20 to have relations with this mess!

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  8. @4:34
    Man, ain't that the truth!

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    1. is there any truth behind him stashing meth in his arshole and sharing it with trannys when he was locked up in the weho sheriff station? cause I asked him and he denied everything...any facts??

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    2. WOw you guys are crewl at weho confidential, I hope this website gets in trouble if he commits suicide

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    3. I have it on good authority from at least 3 different sources he had close to an 8ball up his arsehole while locked up, and he used it to get all sorts of "favors" during his stay.
      As loose as he is, he could practically fit an entire meth lab up there!

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    4. ^^ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID AFTER HIS 80 CCS AND GENERIC VODKA UP HIS HOLE HE CANNOT EEVEN REMEMBER HIS NAME ADDRESS LET ALONE HOW TO VIEW A WEBSITE TO EVEN SEE IF THEY ARE MAKING FUN OF HIM.

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    5. @4:49
      The only thing "crewl" (sic) here is the fact someone of your advanced years can't spell the world CRUEL.
      No, hunty, this isn't cruel it's called telling the truth.
      Don't worry, Joe Hollywood is far too narcissistic to ever do himself harm (other than daily administration of staggering amounts of cheap vodka and neth, that is)!

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    6. @4:50
      PREACH!!!!

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    7. whos carmen jester? is she a real queen? ASHe is gorge!!

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  9. I have to stop viewing this website at work I keep bursting out laughing I am getting in trouble.

    "As loose as he is, he could practically fit an entire meth lab up there!"

    hahaha

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    1. I hope he does have a baby, what would the future of WeHo messes do? Go dormant?

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    2. Any baby he created wouldn't merely be a "mess" but a true hissing mutant Devil Baby.
      Like I said before, he doesn't have a Constance (Jessica Lange) available to take care of it and bury all the dead bodies, so for the sake of not just LA but the entire world, we'd all better hope his tainted sperm is never allowed to produce any spawn.

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    3. whos Jessica Lange

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    4. @5:24
      Um, she's an actress.
      She's been in a ton of stuff, but in this case I'm referring to "American Horror Story" and the devil baby she ended up taking care of in last year's episodes.
      Sorry, I was using too many pop culture references for everyone, I'll try something different next time.

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    5. Yes Miss Cleo my love, try a reference with Kristen Stewart next time. These holes have no reference points beyond last week!

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  10. ^^^^agree they only know who people like bobby trendy and paris hilton are.

    Sad people, sad. Get your ass out of WeHo

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  11. Man, it's gonna be tough to use such a limited set of references to explain shit!
    Fuck 'em, I'll do it my way anyway!

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  12. so many of these comments are lies, why cannot weho con provide photos of joe on the meth pipe? I really wanna see to believe. They can get pics of him with a dick in his mouth but no pipe???

    they did it for detox icunt?

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    1. God knows there are a shit ton of people who have pictures of that very thing...not to mention all the images we have burned into our brains!

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    2. WHY WOULD WE NEED PROOF WHEN WE WITNESS IT LIVE EVERY NIGHT AT THE WEHO BARS?

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    3. ^^ EGG ZACK LEIGH

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    4. Really, if someone wants a picture that badly just go to the Weho bars (those Joe Hollywood isn't yet banned from, that is) and sit back and watch the fireworks, and have your camera phone ready, hunty!
      Believe me, you'll get more than you bargained for!

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  13. I think it would be a great idea to pitch MTV a show...
    "TRUE STORY: JOE HOLLYWOOD-MY LIFE ON METH".
    Imagine the drama, the fights, the scenes of doing drugs on camera!
    And all the delusional ideas that spring from that mind...like having a baby, or the many, many other harebrained schemes he's sure to come up with in the weeks and months ahead!

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    1. @Miss Cleo I have a bad case of Joe Hollywood Diaper Baby Diareah, this shit is squirting everyone like old faithful please tell me you have some TP or newspaper?

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    2. just rob CVS except joe hollywood is banned

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    3. @StevieShitpie
      Honey, if it's that bad I would strongly suggest a case of Depends, and a giant economy size bottle of Kaopectate!

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  14. I can verify this ban.
    JOE HOLLYWOOD'S ID IS BANNED!

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  15. 'Who's Jessica Lange?" I love that. Too funny.

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    1. So much meth such little time

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  17. Momma needs more meth eeeek mother eeeek

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  18. I cannot sleep. WeHo con is the best to curb insomnia

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    1. Put down the pipe, hunty, then you'll be able to sleep!
      Trust me on this.

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  19. He was kicked out of Cybersocket last night. Lasted a whole 10 mins.

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    1. Wow that is better then 5 mins at elevens recess.


      Congrats joe

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    2. i caught the diper baby

      i am one turd away from goal weight

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    3. Ten minutes?
      That's a new record for Joe-usually it's more like 5 minutes before his loose ass hits the pavement outside!

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    1. look at all the scraps and brusies all over joes body he falls on a daily basis

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    2. Hunty, not all of those bruises are from falling.
      Many are from shooting up attempts gone awry...when you're that fucked up you often miss the vein!

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  21. Dear Miss Chloe the kaopetiatade worked wonders!

    thank u
    i lov u

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    1. Why would u stop the flow when you can be a skinny weho bitcH?


      #IDIOT

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    2. ya i love dieareah

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    3. So glad to hear that!
      Certain opiates also help quell the flow (hydrocodone, oxycodone, etc.)
      And you have the extra added bonus of being high!
      *DISCLAIMER: Miss Cleo neither condones nor condemns recreational drug use. Pop pills at your own risk!

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