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Andrew Christian
1/28/13

How Does This Person Pay His Rent ? ? ?

...And the fake award of the month goes to....

BRANDON SKEIE and his amazing hairline voice!




Much Love and Success!!! 

February 1st is just around the corner hunay.

xoxo
Team Brandon

54 comments:

  1. Nasty hair, nasty voice, nasty cock. Somehow, I don't see any of these three "assets" paying for a coffee at Starbucks, much less the rent!

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    1. Well we know he is not turning tricks with that gut, and certainly not making any coin with his voice. He looks about 12 so he has that going for him. If he had any real friends they would get together have an intervention, put his fat ass on a diet get him a decent haircut and takeaway all cameras, he just can't be trusted with one. He has to be young and with work he might be salvageable. Also get his ass to the clinic and have those warts burned off. Brandon sweetie there is no shame in bulimia, really purging is your friend!

      The real idiots here is Weho Con you block out Cory's dick but show this kid, are you guys on crack?

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    2. Well at least he is a better singer than Chris Salvatore or Raja.....not something to be proud of but still something.

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    4. Girl I agree, even though that dick and body above isn't mine, I should start throwing up, maybe not eat at all.. maybe cigs would do the trick. ahh well we will see. bah a

      <3 Brandon

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  2. Hell, it wouldn't even buy an Arizona Ice Tea.

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  3. A nigger looked at his anus!January 28, 2013 at 3:34 AM

    He has some of the most succulent anal warts you have ever seen- like he spends time feeding them Miricle Grow!!

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    1. Clearly, given their massive size!

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    2. haha, getting creative now,

      better

      <3 Brandon

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  4. He is way to overweight to be considered relevant in THIS town.

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    1. I would agree, but not as overweight as the body and cock above which isnt mine btw.. Im loosing my baby fat. dont worry

      <3 brandon

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  5. High as a kite yet nude and full of joyJanuary 28, 2013 at 3:56 AM

    As I sit here smoking a beautifull glass pipe full of Tina Vapors and Im also drunk as a skunk off my butt , I can tell that this pig Malion is not going to get any where other then the grocery store.

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    1. I love your cinematic descriptions of smoking Tina! I can almost imagine I'm there myself it's so vivid!!!

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  6. He needs some work done in his face, that chin is way too long

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    1. His face is too ROUND thats what the problem is- he is a fat pig
      We don't need any mor epigs around here L.A. is for beautifull models- not pigs he needs to move to Long Beach where is is welcomed by other Fat people.

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    2. I agree, I think i should get lipo in my neck and my ears pinned back. what do u think?

      <3 Brandon

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  7. He obviously identifies with Adele.

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  8. Another fatty who thinks he can sing. Lawd Jesus when will these boys learn?

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    1. 1. Not a fatty, picture isnt mine. 2nd. anyone can sing these days bah a

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  9. Morgan maybe you can redeem yourself and let this Brandon take a hot of your meth pipe and he can slim down some.?

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    1. Even though that body and dick is NOT mine, I can slim down without the use of drugs.. Thanks,

      <3 brandon

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  10. Meanwhile Chris Brown and Frank Ocean got into an altercation in West Hollywood last night. Two fags fighting. That kind of shit is shit that makes News. Oh wait, never mind, both of them are black ... So I guess its irrelevant.

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    1. WeHo Twink Nigger LoverJanuary 28, 2013 at 1:55 PM

      I took Breezy's dick before. Why do you think he beat the shit out of RiRi. She found a text I sent him

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    2. It was obvi a lover's spat.
      Add in lots of crack smoking in the studio and you have a recipe for black on black violence!!!

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  11. Brandon you are a PIG

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    1. If you honestly think that is me then you are just another queen getting worked up over another fake picture.. that dick isnt mine.

      Love,

      Brandon

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  12. That picture has turned me straight.

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    1. to bad its not me ;) sorry to disappoint

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  13. Does anybody know if that dick is even his?

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    1. Nope, his is much smaller and usually shrivelled up thanks to massive Tina intake!!!

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    2. thats what i'm sayin? since on face no proof

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    3. This is Brandon, and NO that dick and body is not mine.

      Thanks

      p.s shrivelled up.. ehh only when its -10 degrees.

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  14. I think he sounds good, but what's with the picture of the cow in the background? As for that meth pipe it ain't good for singing hunty.

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    1. Clearly, he's Buddhist. Hence the cow.
      Or maybe he just eats a lot of beef.
      Judging from his girth, I'd say the latter is more likely to be true.

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  15. You fags are absolutely disgusting with your comments. Shame on you!

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    1. Nick, you are absolutely disgusting with your comment!
      Shame on YOU for posting the same thing twice!
      Look, we ordinarily love it when the mentally challenged pay the site a visit, but we expect you to RESPECT us-or you'll get the bitch slap heard round the world!!!
      In other words, go pound sand up your loose ass!!!

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  16. You fags are absolutely disgusting with your comments. Shame on you!

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    1. Nick, your a nigger so no one cares what you have to say

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  17. I dont think any one would sleep with him in weho- he isn't skinny enough

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    1. Nope, not even if he wanted to PNP!
      Too fat!

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  18. I think i need to drink

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  19. You guys are mean. I know him - he just a kid, he's only 19 and he doesn't live in west Hollywood or do drugs. He loves singing and at least he's passionate about something Productive. Look him up he was on American Idol when he was 16

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    1. Yeah, yeah, yeah you know him.
      Do you know how many posts we see like this from people purporting to "know" the person being profiled and telling us to "give him a break"???
      Give US a break-who cares if he was on American Idol when he was 16-so were about 10,000 other people and you know what? Nobody remembers any of them.
      And if you think someone who has recorded a few poorly made YouTube videos is "passionate" and "productive" you are even more delusional than I thought.

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    2. niggers will kill a white man for lipstickFebruary 2, 2013 at 11:21 AM

      Brandon NO posting about yourself.

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  20. he's not that bad. before talkin shit about how someone looks post a pic of yourself. i'm sure your all perfect

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  21. Ehh... I'd do it.

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  22. This comment is from Brandon Skeie, yah the one in the picture.. well at least the video and the face picture.. That dick is not mine, nor is the body attached to it. I am very happy that you find me important enough to post about but honestly... please do not post pictures of someone elses body and claim it to be mine.

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  23. two words, TREAD MILL

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  24. Oh this whore is just a a whore he gave me anal warts and lasagna one nite

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  25. @11;22, how was the lasagna, and from what did you eat it off of to contract warts?

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