Andrew Christian
January 25, 2013

Dear Miss Cleo,


What is your advice for hooking up with a deaf person?


And in response to Joe's commint ... only 'cause he didn't know it was you!

xoxo
Neo

132 comments :

  1. duh he was blind

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    1. Joe Hollywood told me he would let Hellen Keller finger his kitty hole

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    2. SPECIAL LIVE PERFORMANCE BY: http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/lisa-amato-smashes-face-accident-article-1.1247784?localLinksEnabled=false

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    3. I invited Joe over for dinner last nite, I made his favorite meatloaf dish! It was delious! Anyones besides the point, earlier that day I was helping out at the Blind and Deaf center in LA and I brought a young black blind gentleman home. After dessert I went to sleep, a fat lady needs to get her sleep on Ya'll! That was when shit hit the roof, I heard all these moans coming from the bathroom. It was joe and the blind guy!!! The nigger was sitting on the toilet seat while joe was riding it. The nigger kept screaming Giddy Up boy!!! If he only new that Joe Hollywood was the biggest mess in WeHo he would of never toughed him a 9 bat.

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    4. Remind me to never invite him over for dinner!

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    5. Guy from Food NetworkJanuary 25, 2013 at 5:56 PM

      I hear you girl

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    6. Paula Why on earth would you invite him over? What is with him with older women?

      Kris Jenner fell in love with him instantly (Seriously)

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    7. Poor Kris Jenner, she had no idea that Joe would be annoyingly asking to film with them and get an extra 15 mins to whatever he had going on. Khloe was friends with him too. Luckily , Kendall& Kylie got wind of this site and bye bye joe.

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  2. That is so mean, I love deaf and blind people be nice

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    1. U fucking idiot where in the post is there something mean?

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  3. Who or what is a Ry D?

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    1. He is BFF with POZ Zack Von GROSS

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    2. oh and BFF with Mcguire boy

      POz!!! Pozzzy da bee!!

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    3. Zack Von Groff = Pozzy McPozzster

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    4. He has full blown AIDS!!!!!

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    5. Pozzy McPozzster = Zack Von GROSSS

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  4. Both messes Lawd Jesus what will we ever do

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    1. Jesus what do you think about Joe Hollywood?

      Please help him

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    2. I did it

      I released the smoke bomb in rasputin

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    3. Thank you tom for your honesty

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    4. Better a smoke bomb than the shit bomb Joe Hollywood let loose with last week-the smell cleared the room faster than a shout of "free cocaine in the bathroom" would!

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    5. Thank you miss Cloe! My smoke bomb was just a joke! I am insanly jelous of Rasputins crowd so I want to end it. Luke stole all my ideas and now he is rolling in the do. Hahaha bitch my Nite at HEre on Sundays is still doing better then your racist russian night! Go back home and stop taking my customers!

      watch out for my next stunt you asshole!

      PS i still want my cut of the dough 2 years ago when we did a NYE event at Ultra suede

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  5. they make wonderful noises

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  6. I used to molest Joe Hollywood when he was a child

    His mother would drop him off in the Church's day care while she went out looking for Speed.

    I am so sorry Joe for the trouble I caused you

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    1. IN GOD'S NAME WHY WOULD YOU EVER MOLEST THAT CREATURE?

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    2. Fucking sick

      LIES

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    3. Well, that explains a lot.
      But we already knew his mommy loves the old meth pipe and butane torch combo.
      Like mother, like son!

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  7. did anyone see how JOe Hollywood had diareah at Rasputin while in drag?

    the shit was dripping down his legs !!

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    1. YES I DID

      THE SHHIT WAS POURING OUT OF JOE'S HOLE AS IF IT WAS OLD FAITHFUL!

      LAWD JESUS

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    2. Why does Jonathon Mayers have a protease pouch? Tose Damn Side effects!!

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    3. there is med for that

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    4. Yes.
      He had the shots from doing bad coke cut with too much baby laxative.

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    5. I sold joe Baby laxatives and told him it was coke


      he was diareah central!

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  8. It's a sad commentary on someone's life when they stoop to the level displayed in the Facebook post above.
    Why would ANY person, even blind, stoop so low as to have sex with the mobile lab of dysfunction that is Joe Hollywood?
    A blind person can still smell Joe's unlovely body odor (a mix of Tina smoke, cigarette smoke, and Popov vodka mixed with Sunny D), and hear his nails on a chalkboard voice.
    I personally hope the blind guy can afford therapy for PTSD, as the trauma of having sex with Hoe Hollywood was likely extreme.

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    1. dont worry blind guy got medical

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    2. Good for him!

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    3. OMG I FUCKING HATE JOE HOLLYWOODS METH UP VOICE

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  9. Me and Joe Hollywood get high and listen to Melissa Gorga song On Display. He turns into a diva and starts dancing and it looks like this.
    http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OlQnCL6tWQk

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    1. gurl joe loves that song

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    2. Duly noted, for the 317th time.

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    3. Joe says he's related to Melissa Gorga.

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    4. wait is Joe and Missy cousins?? They look alike

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    5. He's Italian and his moms from New Jersey

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    6. Joe Hollywood is on Display


      on display
      on display

      each and everyday

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  10. Poor blind man that is so terrible

    How could you Joe?

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    1. vERY SAD, I WANNA CRY

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    2. what a sick person

      fuicking the blind?

      whats next a retard??

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    3. I once invited the neighbor who had Downs over and gave him a drink. Slowly got him to loose his inhibitions with the tina smoke filling out lungs and road his MASSIVE RETARD COCK. YESSSS HUNTTTTY!!

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  11. CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN WHY JOE HOLLYWOOD ALWAYS WEARS NO UNDERWARE IN PAVAIOLIONS? WE DO NOT WANT TO LOOK AT YOUR CRACK. LORD JESUS. HE IS SO METH UP HE BOUGHT VODKA, TAMPON, BATTERYS AND GET THIS

    BABY FOOD!!!

    HE CANNOT CHEW FROM ALL THE METH

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    1. I work as a bagger at Pavillions and I can verify this

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    2. u guys are fucking liers u dont work at vons or cvs


      liers liers liers

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    3. @5:59
      What the fuck ever, Joe IS banned from CVS for trying to buy 25 boxes of generic Sudafed in a 3 day period! Several CVS employees have verified this ban.
      And he buys tampons because he soaks them in Popov vodka and then shoves them up his arsehole to get drunk quicker!
      All 100% true and witnessed by many.

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  12. Well, I guess because Hoe Hollywood's Grampy fought and died for this country he thinks he has a right to take advantage of he sight challenged now!
    What's next, Joe?
    The mentally challenged?
    When will this menace to Weho stop?
    He's banned from CVS and other drugstores for trying to buy/steal Sudafed...
    Banned from the Tonight Show set for doing drugs-
    Banned from countless Weho bars and businesses for getting into fights and/or doing drugs on premises-
    Has sex with sight challenged people and takes advantage of their lack of sight (and probably stole everything not nailed down)...
    Owes several dealers drug money and is selling cheap plastic crap on CL in a desperate attempt to get $$$ to pay 'em off...
    Wants to have a devil baby
    Had explosive diarrhea at Rasputin from doing coke that was 90% baby laxative.

    How much more must we take?
    ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!!!

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    1. We dine n dashed at SUR. that's kinda sad for all parties involved.

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    2. AGREE^^^

      HE MUST BE STOPEED

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    3. AFTER HE DIES WE SHOULD DONATE HIS HEAD TO SCIENCE TO SEE WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS BOY

      SOMETHING IS WRONG

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  13. Can we talk about how I saw Joe in some dude car and he was going down on the dude in the parking lot of Taco Bell blowing him. The Taco Bell on beverly blvd.

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    1. Doesn't surprise me a bit.
      Likely another customer, oops, I mean, "date".
      He got fucked by some black dude in a white panel van last week, several people saw that.

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    2. HE GAVE HEAD FOR A CHICKEN QUESDILLA

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    3. Miss Cleo, what if we had a cage match with Joe Hollywood and Morgan McMichaels lock them in a cage and the then throw on a little baggie of tina, and let them fight it out. Who would win? Hoe Hollywood and Morgan McMethface.

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    4. My initial bet was Morgan, but in the end I have to give the nod to Joe.
      He wants it more and like others I've seen him tweaked out, and he'll stop at nothing to get more (especially if it's free)!
      Joe is smaller but he's crazier, and crazy trumps bigger every time!

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  14. HOE HOLLYWOOD ALL THE WAY

    HE WOULD TEAR UP MORGAN MC METH FACE

    HAVE U EVER SEEN JOE TWEAT?

    THAT SHIT IS DANEREROUS

    HE WINGS HIS ARMS LIKE A MONEY

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  15. Def Morgan. She an evil cunty bitch

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    1. IDK if joe has his famous diareah shit could get dirty!

      he can blind that clown in one shart!

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  16. Why was Hoe Hollywood chewing on a dental dam last night at the abbey?

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    1. The AIDS bus were giving them out free last nite

      Joe was on Molly and forget his pacifier so he chewed a piece of latex

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    2. ^^^ also 100% true.
      He will chew on ANYTHING when high on Molly/Tina.
      And yes, he really did take 3 hits of Molly once on top of a shit ton of Popov vodka, vomited in the sink, then ATE THE MOLLY INFUSED VOMIT!!!
      "You should never waste drugs"-----his response after doing so!
      That should tell you a lot right there!

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    3. Miss Cloe are you for real? He really did that?

      SO gross

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    4. ^^^
      Very true...I only wish I had thought to capture it on video but it was without a doubt the most quintessentially disgusting thing I've ever seen.
      Even now just thinking about it makes me sick!

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  17. Joe Hollywood is a very polite and nice individual leave him alone.

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    1. Bitch are you blind? U are almost as dumb as the nigger that joe hollywood fucked

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    2. Joe, stop posting about yourself.
      Let others comment, NOT YOU!!!

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    3. He is high behind post office right now, and he is not polite he is just a plain MESS

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    4. @Anonymous 6:31. Can you please take a vid or pix and text it to us. Thanks. Moderator.

      818-351-9346

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  18. What is the future of this troubled person?

    Cannot wait to see whats next


    PS who wants to suck a soft parTed dick tonite?

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    1. PNPing All Weekend!January 25, 2013 at 6:36 PM

      Ooooohhhh, I do!
      All night long, every night!

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    2. do u suck parTed cock??

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    3. PNPing All WeekendJanuary 25, 2013 at 6:39 PM

      Hell yeah!!!

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    4. I want to join guys! But invite Joe Hollywood and have him SUPPLY the T.

      He owes me!!

      He injected/snorted/smoked everything and I told him to only do a hit

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    5. Address?

      If itere is free T im in!

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    6. PNPing All WeekendJanuary 25, 2013 at 7:25 PM

      Me too!
      I love big, floppy, soft, ParT dick!!!!

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  19. I want to do know why is ABEL selling coke in the bathroom at Eleven that is LACED in Meth?

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    1. Abel will sell anything
      inlcuding his loose areshole

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    2. JOhn M used to be homless now he is a manager

      LOL

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  20. It was asain nite and joe hollywood drove a moter cycler into RAGE

    i was scared shit less my eyes whent from chink to american.
    thanks joe

    da best part was joe sped of and beverly hills cops caaught him at donheny.

    he wined he cred

    he even tried to suck off the offeicer to get out of it!!

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    1. IF i am ever in Jail I want him to be my cell mate!

      God JOe Hollywood is better then Premium Cable!!

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    2. Oh, absolutely!
      Don't forget the time he smuggled a gram of Tina in his arsehole while locked up at the Weho sheriff station!
      As I've said before, his arsehole is so loose he could fit an entire meth lab up there!

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  21. Isnt it illegal to have sex with the blind?

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    1. It should be illegal for Joe Hollywood, for sure!

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    2. Joe is getting smart now at orgies and tina parties he makes sure every keeps their phone in a basket.

      he wants zero pictures of him on TINa and PNP

      Just wait you sneaky little bitch will get u

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    3. Yeah, but he's gonna get caught sooner rather than later, because he's pissed so many people off...both by stealing drugs and the people he owes $$$ to.
      AND the fact he continues the lame claim that he only ever did Tina once "by accident"!
      Yeah, right.
      Because the glass pipe he was sucking on for 8-10 hours had some neutral substance in it, and it took him the better part of the weekend before he figured it out.
      He'll be caught, trust me.
      Hell, this site already has a screen shot of him texting and asking for crack.

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  22. WE NEED THE METH PICTURE WE ARE DYING FOR IT

    WHAT IS TAKING SO LONG

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    1. Omg calm down its just meth and its just joe hollywood

      give it time

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    2. Why does everyone blame Joe Hollywood?

      Best comment on the other story that he was scene with a rental car!!!

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    3. I am so sick of Joe Hollywood stories and the comments.

      Go to rehab

      Better yet MENTAL WARD

      MENTAL WARD ASAP!!!!!

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    4. @7:37
      Well, it's just detective work and putting 2 and 2 together!
      To summarize:
      *A rental car was stolen
      *Joe Hollywood was seen driving an unfamiliar car last night (but then again, since he doesn't OWN a car, that's hardly a strange state of affairs for him)
      *So it is therefore reasonable to assume, given his habits and state of inebriation, that he COULD conceivably have been the thief.

      See?
      Booby Trendy isn't the only detective around here!

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    5. FUCK THAT DUDE UR 15 MINS OF FAME ARE UP WHY THE HELL DID U GO TO THE NEWS U DUMB ASS GET A LAWYER

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    6. @7:48
      Actually, it was more like about 27 seconds of fame.
      And not really fame, considering what time it aired.
      More like if you blinked you missed it.
      I'm sure the handful of retired people who actually watch local news had no idea who it was, nor did they give a shit.

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  23. Omg omg, I just found the profile of guy that joe Hollywood used to fuck around with for some Tina. The guys name is Ryan burch.

    Ryan profile is www.facebook.com/EmperorCommodus25
    His Adam is KingRyan72584

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    1. yes he has video clips!

      msg him!!!

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    2. Oooohh, now we're getting somewhere!
      Ryan Burch!
      Self employed (you know what that means).
      Story developing...

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    3. DAYUM did you see Ryan's profile pic?
      Eyes bugged out-meth stare for sure!
      Let's hope he has some pictures of Joe sucking on more than his dick-we've already seen that.
      We want to see him sucking a GLASS dick!!!

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  24. I love detective Bobby Trendy!!

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  25. STOP FUCKING WRITING ABOUT JOE HOLLYWOOD

    WHY DO U GUYS GIVE HIM 100 COMMENTS

    I AM SO OVER JOE HOLLYWOOD

    STOP STOP STOP

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    1. WeHo Community ChoirJanuary 25, 2013 at 7:52 PM

      Never

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    2. Clearly, people want to know and the community needs to be warned.
      If you're "over" him, you're the only one.
      It's supply and demand, sweety, and like it or not, people are DEMANDING to know about Joe Hollywood.

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    3. Dear WeHoConfidential we are interested in making a Joe Hollywood Ken doll. Meth pipe included! How much to advertise?

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    4. Hell, for that I would think the ad rate would be gratis!
      Considering how many comments and how much traffic the average Joe Hollywood post generates...

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  26. Lol! Nick Dane forgot to hide his pic before sending this.

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  27. I don't mean to distract you all from the Joe Hollywood bash feat but I have found an EBT card belonging to David Petruschin. Does anyone know him?

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    1. Can there be a Joe Hollywood book?

      Dayum will sell more than Teresa JEWdice

      shit

      How can crsytal meth make someone so infamous?????????????????????????????

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  28. NYC best seller
    I need and want hoe hoolllywoode

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  29. NICK DANE NEXT TIME HID UR IP DUMBASS

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    1. fOR THE LAST TIME

      DONT BRING HOE HOLLYWOD DOWN

      HE IS ON DISPLAY!!

      EACH AND EVERY DAY

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    2. we WANT MORE

      NUMBER ONE IN OURBOOK CLUB

      WE LOVE JOOO

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  30. Nick Dane? U work for weho con now??

    u sad bitch leave hoe hollywood ALONE

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    1. like miss chloe said Joe Hollywood is in demand


      whats next??

      we cannot wait!!!

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    2. Joe Hollywood generates more drama and comments then President Obama

      Team Meth
      tEAM HOLLYWOOD

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    3. You are so right, hunties!
      EVERY SINGLE JOE HOLLYWOOD POST in the past month has generated well in excess of 100 comments, compared to the average which is maybe 10 (if that).
      Clearly, the Weho community knows and recognizes menaces when they see it and there is a huge demand and hunger to know what he's up to so they can act accordingly.
      Several of us are working diligently on obtaining undercover pictures/videos of Joe smoking/shooting Tina for the 3 people left who still believe Joe only did meth once, "by accident".

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    4. I'm proposing MissCleo get's her own blog called "What's the T" cause she knows the t, hunttty

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  31. Hoe Hollywood Smoking on Video =)January 26, 2013 at 11:22 AM

    I believe I found HoeHollywood smoking the T,

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-Ez4OaCROM

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  32. Where to be gay today?
    RASPUTIN
    Theme: Haunted Houz
    Hosted by: Sharon Needles
    Haunted dollz:
    Chanel Perrillo
    Billy Francesca
    Mynxxi White
    Courtney Act
    William Cullen
    Miles Davis Moody
    Jefferson Hendrick
    Jonny Makeup
    Devin Walker
    Timmy Garrett

    Scary Tranny: Melissa Brown

    BE THERE OR YOU'LL BE HAUNTED FOREVER.

    Get into it!!!

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  33. Lets put it this way. WehoConfidential is like Bravo. Lucas John is like Andy Cohen. Each article is like each of the Bravo shows, and Joe is like Nene Leakes or Teresa Giudice or Lisa Vanderpump. The networks moneymakers. Only Joe Hollywood gets no money

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    1. He's actually more like Kim Richards, only he's never been to rehab (and won't ever go).

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  34. did someone say free coke at the rasputin bathrooom?

    im in!~!

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  35. Regardless of how many articles come after a joe Hollywood one, the comments are always returning to joe hollywoods

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  36. Is there anyone out there that hasnt fucked ry D?????

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