Andrew Christian
December 27, 2012

Vodka Slut of the YEAR: Brian Garland

This queen is out drinking so often that there really was no need for a contest.
Every bartender, police officer & uber driver knows her name.
Stoli is seriously considering sponsoring her entire wardrobe in 2013.



May the Abbey bless her 25-year-old soul!!

xoxo
Neo




8 comments :

  1. 25????
    He doesn't look a day over 40...
    Guess being a major alkie and cokehead will age a girl real fast!

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  2. 25? Um this queen is older them Mathusala!! Shes about 47 on a GOOOOOOD day ! I swear !!!
    I have seen new things at the GOODWILL!

    pnping all week!

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  3. Guuuurrrrllll,
    This thing hasn't seen 25 for about 20 years!
    Good lord, he's older than my grandmothers box of Fleet enemas!
    Damn, even I wouldn't PNP with him, he'd steal all my Tina!
    Fuuuuck that shit!
    ~~~~PNP'ing all week too, EVERY week!

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  4. "25 year old soul" ? Bitch please this lush makes Reid look young. I do hope someone sponsors her wardrobe cause that teal blouse ain't cutting it.

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  5. Why is he clutching that huge circa 2003 Nokia cell phone?
    Time for an upgrade, dear!
    Either that or it's a kids walkie talkie.
    Maybe it's how he gets ahold of his dealer.

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  6. He's always hustling people for drinks, too!
    Loser!

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