We've noticed that a lot of gay boys are being laid off this holiday season...
This is not the time of year to be spending all your money on cocaine presents for your nose honay!
Invest in a flask & some top ramen if necessary.
It's time to stretch those dollars!! This post recession bubble is about to burst & the gays are always the first "corporate accessory" to go. If you're in a position to hire "family" please do so.