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Andrew Christian
12/7/12

Joe Hollywood Is Looking For A Roommate



Looks like this waste case, Joe Hollywood is barking up the Silverlake tree for a roomie! We just shit blood laughing so hard!

xoxo
Gossup Gurl

66 comments:

  1. this is just like christopher clarke, lies STOP POSTING FAKE ADS

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  2. Is this real???????? omg...

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  3. JOE! I got your "usual" black tar heroin, lets meet at imperial and washington on da blue line to smoke suM!

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  4. Joe is illiterate and cannot type. Doubt this was him.

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  5. He is a fictional Character. The real Joseph is actually a normal cool person. #IThink

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  6. He is high on acid at abbey I'm calling 911

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  7. Bahahahah my hemroid head just popped off in the toilet!!!!!!!

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  8. Joooooo I cannot breathe what meth are u smoking at biiiyou? It's Wayne u took my load

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  9. Joe sold his sole to the devil for fame and fortune it's call illuminati kayne west did it too

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  10. He forgot to Entin that any potential roommate must have their own meth pipes, as he broke all his.
    Of course, we all know Mr. Hollywood prefers to "get to the point" when it comes to the Tina, if you know what I mean.
    Trust Miss Cleo on this!
    No way would I let him crash with me, he's too selfish and never shares his drugs.

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  11. First line should say "forgot to MENTION..."

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  12. he a diaber babby@!@!@

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  13. He has the smallest, ugliest little cock ever.
    And his ass is so loose you might as well not even bother.
    He's had so many fists and nigger cocks up there it isn't even funny.
    But once he slams about 80 ccs of Tina he doesn't care WHO he takes on.
    Nasty piece of shit.
    I'm surprised he's lived this long, frankly.

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  14. hater above. This is lame and so are you.

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  15. joe just do it. hand ur self. u are ugly and annoyiing and u are C list u aint a AND NEVER WILLL BE

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  16. ^^^STUPID FUCKTARD ABOVE^^^
    Seriously?
    That's the best you've got?
    If you're going to try and criticize anyone on here for telling the truth about disease ridden pieces of shit like "Joe Hollywood" then you better come up with something more original than "lame and so are you".
    For fuck's sake, are you in the 5th grade?
    Don't worry, you can keep sucking up to losers like Joe, just remember he doesn't share his drugs and I wouldn't trust him when he says he only uses clean "points", either.
    It's stupid nigger fucktards like you that keep enabling walking disease carriers like this piece of shit...otherwise they'd be gone MUCH quicker.
    In other words, suck shit outta my ass.

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  17. jOE hOLLLYWOODO UM I JUST CRACKD MY SHOT GLASSS

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  18. Yeah I don't think this is real, solely because Joe Hollywood is nowhere near this entertaining.

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  19. @MissCleoKnowz I agree with u, and I am dead serious, this is not a joking post, any of us can die anytime because we never know when we are gonna go to "the other side" but I am surprised to this guy is still alive, his life is a big upside down mess

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  20. Im a 68 year old retired gay male that lives in WeHo Joe is are number one topic at our book club, so funny

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  21. jooo i lost my butt plug in ur ass last night at the san vicente inn, i want it back or i am calling the police

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  22. he is on other websites like the dirty.com and other c list celeb blogs. Joe why dont u sober up and try to persue people knowing you the RIGHT way. this is said and a little sick

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  23. Joe we want to hire you, will you let a guy tickle your arsehole with a chainsaw? We are interested in you.

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  24. I NEVER COMMENT BUT I HAVE TO NOW. IS THIS WHAT REALLY HAPPENED TO THE YOUNGER GENERATIONS OF GAYS? BACK THEN BEING A MESS WAS GOING TO UNDERGROUND CLUBS IN BEAUTIFUL COSTUMES AND GETTING FUCKED UP WITH CLASS. NOW IT SEEMS LIKE YOU GET DRESSED AT POOR HM AND HEAD OUT TO THE BARS WHILE ON METH AND ACT PHYSCO. HAVE CLASS YOUNG MAN THE OLDER GAYS ARE VERY DISAPPOINTED OF YOUR GENERATION.

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  25. speaking of asshole bleading, me and hoe hollywood soaked tampons in straight moonshine and shoved them up are assholes. i took a train to paradise that nite!!!

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  26. can we have more blogs about melissa brown? i think her and her hollywood r friends

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  27. when you think you can run out of joe hollywood stories bam you see him again! he is a ticking time bomb.

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  28. Good for you Joe Hollywood at least you are honest in your craiglist ads unlike so many bitter LA queens

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  29. FAKE. he doesnt even know how to walk a straight line how else would he ove even knew how to post this?

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  30. @10:02
    Bitter Hollywood queens?
    Congratulations, you just described yourself, hunty!
    No one here is bitter, sweet cheeks we just tell it like it is.
    And if you don't like the truth of what Miss Cleo is saying, go stick a meth encrusted butt plug up your anal wart infested ass!
    The bottom line is, Joe Hollywood is a meth addicted mess who lies and steals and spreads disease! (AND refuses to share his drugs).
    It is up to US to warn others about this scourge on the face of Weho.
    And so we do.
    And to the poster saying older gays are disappointed in young waste cases like Joe "I Just Shot Up 80 ccs of Meth" Hollywood....yes!
    Kids today have no style nor sense of class...just look at Joe's pathetic Facebook page-he actually thinks he has style, class, humor, and a certain "je nais sai quoi". Whatever-he's stupid trash.
    Simply put, Nobody knows how to use drugs properly anymore.
    Sad, really.

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  31. DowntownMelissaBrownDecember 8, 2012 at 10:24 AM

    Joe stole all my heroin and meth.
    I called the cops on his stank azzz!

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  32. i like miss chloe she funny

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  33. Wow you guys are really horrible constantly bulling him, he is a nice person. How would you feel if you were in his situation?

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  34. @10:45 you dumb fucking idiot, i would never be in his situation becuase I dont smoke meth and sell my hole on the coner of Sunset and Bronson. Joe Hollywood I hate you and hope you die.

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  35. 3rd line into the CL ad I stopped reading. I am not loosing brain cells on him. No way, no how!

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  36. He is harmless like a fly leave him alone #Boring

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  37. ABOVE he is not "harmless" he beat the shit out of Melissa brown's aunt in front of everyone at the Metro 7th street red line train. He took his shoe off and beat her over the head for Black Crack.

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  38. TOO the blog post below about Mr blacks I found this comment:

    Anonymous said...

    Hmmmmm I think after Mr. Black last Tuesday everyone in this town is on a meth comma. Even Melissa Brown has barely posted on FB. I guess they put something in the drinks...everybody walked out of that place like if they were zombies, a Rupocalypse really happened in there and the only survivor was Joe Hollywood
    December 7, 2012 2:12 PM


    Can someone explain if Luke Nero put drugs in the drinks? I blacked out after 2 and was date raped.

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  39. There is a restraining order that was filed months ago which states that Joe Hollywood has to stay 4500 sq ft away from Melissa Brown or her aunt, and if he violates that, he knows his skanky hole is gonna be in the hole for a while.

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  40. ill be ur room mate joe if u share ur drugs

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  41. @11:18 can we verify this?

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  42. JoeHollywoodEatsShitDecember 8, 2012 at 1:23 PM

    @11:45
    He won't share his drugs, so don't even go there.
    And he's NOT harmless, he uses dirty needles and leaves his used ones all over.
    Why are worthless cum dumps like him still walking around while good people aren't?
    Beats the hell outta me....

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  43. I think some of you guys are delusionaly stop acusing joe of your own problems

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  44. He is not Sharon Needles, he doesnt even use herioin.

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  45. Rumor has it he is banned from the San vicnete innn for solicatioing

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  46. His nick name is Joe 80CC Hollywood, thats a cup and a half of liquid injecatable METh. He did it at a party and its 6x THE lethal limit, his brain and heart is a champ!

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  47. SOMEONE please upload the pictures from the after party in hollywood where Joe Hollywood passed out and we took turns raping him and shitting on his head and writing sharpy all over his body. It was awesome, thanks for your body of entertainment.

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  48. I know for a fact he wrote this, this is EXACTLY how he talks in person!!!

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  49. What is a Diaper Baby?? Someone please explain this to me...someone commented it up in the upper comments!....

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  50. I want to be Joes Room mate! It sounds like a splended tyme!

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  51. @2:25
    I think you're the delusional one, hunty!
    Sorry, babe, I don't slam meth I smoke it so try again!
    We don't NEED to project anything on Joe Slamming Meth Hollywood, as that tiny peen'd piece of shit has 99 problems and a tight ass ain't one of them!

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  52. @3:40
    Hunty, a diaper baby is an infantile delusional drugged up mess who likes to wear shit and piss filled diapers and suck on a pacifier (or an old man's cock) to earn enough money for his next $20 worth of Tina.
    Consider yourself edu-macated!

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  53. LOL the comments on here are highly amusing.

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  54. @3:55
    No, it would most assuredly NOT be fun to be his roommate or sex partner.
    When one considers he never shares his drugs and can't shoot up right to save his life...not hardly.
    He left a bloody mess in my bathroom a few months back and stole shit, too.
    Stay far, far away!

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  55. I hung out with Joe wednesday night, ALL we DID was drink VODKA at his place, when I offered Meth he said he doesn't even do meth and the only time he was on it was on accident.

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  56. I have an idea: Dear JOe Hollywood, wayne castro, christopher clarke everyone in WEHO wanbts u dead just end ur life u ugly niggers i fucking hate the sight of u die u bitch u little DIAPER BABY, u are sucking waynes dick for money

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  57. @4:16pm
    Sure you hung out with him.
    Could you be more obvious and pathetic?
    I mean, come on...this whole "I hung out with so and so the other night and he was as innocent as a lamb...nope, no meth in HIS VEINS or up his schozzz, no siree!
    Innocent little Joe only drinks vodka!
    Yeah, right.
    Tell that to me and the other 800 people he's PNP'd with...you'll find they paint a VERY DIFFERENT PICTURE.

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  58. @ 4:16 PM. I hope you didn't drink vodka from the same bottle he did, I hungout with him once, and he said he said that hates sipping liquor, then randomly he pulled his pants down, laid on his back on the sofa, and stuck the thing part of the bottle completely in his butthole so the alcohol would fluid faster into the bloodstream.
    He should be more careful and watch what his doing, the punk is still on probation for a year for battery-touch and strike on a 65 y/o or older person (Downtown Melissa's aunty) He doesn't walk a fine line and he'll be locked up

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  59. And I LOOOOOVE the idea that "he only did meth once by ACCIDENT!"
    How, exactly, does one do meth "by accident"???
    Oh, that glass pipe you just handed me that I sucked on for about 3 hours? I thought it was TOBACCO! My bad! A total ACCIDENT!
    Or..."So sorry, my good man. That syringe I just stuck in my arm with 80ccs of fluid? I thought it was a solution of SALINE and WATER...I had NO IDEA it was CRYSTAL METH! Total accident!"
    Do you have any idea what a stupid fucktard you look like saying that?

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  60. Missing from this spirited discussion is that poor little dog in the picture.
    Can you imagine the things that poor animal has had to see?
    I know for a fact Joe lets the hapless puppy lick the blood off his toes after he shoots up, for a "treat".
    Someone call PETA, please!!!

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  61. @5:21
    He has at least two warrants out for his arrest right now, hunty!
    That's why you dont see him out driving "borrowed" cars anymore!

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  62. We already have enough people bashing the gay community why must the gay community bash its own family? This site really is a disgrace to the gay community and represents who we are very poorly.

    It wont be until someone kills themselves over something someone posts on here till someone does something about all of the fucked up shit you people post about people you dont even know. Think about how many people you're hurting by posting random comments about them. How bad would you feel if on the news the following morning there was a story of how some young innocent gay man took his life due to what you people post? I know I would not be albe to live with myself knowing I caused someone so much pain it caused them to take their life. Think twice about what you guys say about your gay family.

    Also, those who post about how they are HIV positive and think its funny that they hook up with strangers and dont disclose their HIV status and have unprotected sex then boast about it on here.... You should know that is a serious offense and is unlawful. If you are caught you will be charged with a fellony and a maximum sentence of life in prison (dont believe me, do your homework). Think twice about what you post and the actions you take in life.

    Be fun with your posts but not to the point of making someone feel like they have no way out but to end their lives. This will happen sooner or later guys.

    Keep your chins up everyone who is made fun of on this site, tomorrow's another day.

    Im sure I'll get some smart ass comment below this one which goes to prove just how childish the people on this site are.

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  63. I'm new to town so all this is news to me.... she hit me up on Grindr last night and asked me to take photos of her in exchange for who knows what. He said "Google" me. I asked if he was twitter verified, and he said that doesnt matter, he has 100,000 followers. As it turns out, he follows more people than follows him back. My gradnma has a better twitter following and SHE'S DEAD.

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  64. @12:40pm
    At the rate he's going, Joe Hollywood will be joining your grandmother pretty damn soon.
    He'll do anything for money to support his drug/alcohol habit, hunty!

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