Sources say that Tim Meepegama has finally gotten tired of waiting for his August pay check & is quitting Eleven after this Sunday to begin a desk job at SBE under Boe Trumbull. We have to admit that we're going to miss seeing his loose tranny pu$$y slugging itself down Santa Monica Blvd.
In other news the owner has tapped Bobby Trendy to replace Meepegama as manager of Eleven. Just kidding... yeah right you must be blitzed out of your skull and a bottle of economy size Povpov if you think Her Highness Miss Trendy would step out of her late-model Aston Martin or Jaguar and lift ONE freshly manicured finger in that rat infested human hemorrhoid hole! Setting the pipe down!