Missing Granny Alert:

The family of Janette Humphries and the Los Angeles Police Department are asking for the public’s help to locating Ms. Humphries who went missing this morning at around 10 a.m.

Ms. Humphries was last seen at her residence in the 1400 block of Stearns Drive in the City of Los Angeles.  Mr. Humphries suffers from dementia and her family is extremely worried and concerned for her safety.

Janette is described as a 69 year-old, Black female with grey hair, brown eyes.  She stands about 5’03” inches and weighs approximately 120 pounds.  Janette was last seen wearing a tan woven hat, a multi-colored striped shirt, brown pants and pink shoes.  Janette is also wearing an ID bracelet.

If you have seen, or have any information regarding the whereabouts of Janette Humphries, please contact the Los Angeles Police Department, Missing Persons Unit, and Detective A. Mercado at 213-996-1800.  During non-business hours or on weekends, calls should be directed to 1-877-LAPD-24-7 (877-527-3247).  Anyone wishing to remain anonymous should call Crime Stoppers at 1-800-222-TIPS (800-222-8477).  Tipsters may also contact Crime Stoppers by texting to phone number 274637 (C-R-I-M-E-S on most keypads) with a cell phone.  All text messages should begin with the letters “LAPD.”  Tipsters may also go to LAPDOnline.org, click on "webtips" and follow the prompts.



  1. She def. has a fuckable loooking mouth

  2. I should really just find her and swat her vagina a coupla times then play sweet child o' mine from the best band that ever lived GUNS N ROSES! on my harp for her to enjoy!

  3. you guys are assholes for posting this. your intenions were not to help find this missing grandma. i'm sure there will be tons of racist comments made by pussy ass bitches sitting infront of a comuter .

  4. Re: 11:00pm
    did some one say ass and pussy both are find with me!! Ill spank her pussy and slap her assss yeehaw!

  5. Shut up u guys!!!!! This lovely lady is Missy "Downtown" Brown's auntie

  6. @12:40
    I don't care two shits if it's President O's grandmama. But please, she ain't Missy Brown's auntie.
    I saw her smoking crack behind Fiesta Cantina this morning, but the hateful old bitch wouldn't share.
    Hell, let her have some fun, who ate we to judge if she wants to PNP a lil bit?

  7. Down town Missy Brown's grandma!! I WAZ wndering where my maid Waz!

  8. Tina in my Lungs on christmas morningOctober 25, 2012 at 12:31 AM

    Her nipples would prolly make some nice studs for earrings. Hey hyman could quite posssibly make a good lil choker for a baby to wear. Her pubic hair if carefully shaved OFF and be tastefully glued around the leading edge of a lamp shade for some decoration. Her anus if its a proper eggplant hue could be used in a halloween punch bowl as a floating starfish for again decoration. And last butt not least her skull if sawed in 1/2 properly could be used as a nice soup bowl.
    Well, I need to get back to my pipe an dpuff some more Tina in my lungs while i sing some hyms of the gospel.


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