Well... if you haven't heard Little Ms. Lohan was rolling deep in her Porsche SUV when she pulled up in front of No. 8 nightclub last night & hit a small mexican man. Her friends jumped out of the car to make sure there was no damage before going down to party at Electric Room. Lohan was later arrested for fleeing the scene. The only difference between our story & all the others... WE WERE THERE to witness it all. The man she hit was treated for leg injuries.
Lindsay lost all respect for other humans & we're sure she'll be in jail or dead soon anyways!