Another armed robbery occurred a few nights ago in Weho, as reported by the victim. Around 2:30 AM on August 31, the victim, who wishes to remain anonymous, was approached from behind by two black men in the alley behind American Apparel.
The men, brandishing handguns, reportedly ordered the victim to the ground and robbed him of his wallet. The victim managed to slide his phone into his underwear as he hit the deck, and the robbers never noticed. Weho Sheriffs responded promptly but the suspects weren't found.
Moral of the story:
Look up, look alert, and avoid using alleys on your way to the after-party.
Xoxo Mc Grough
P.S. What happened to the cops on bikes and extra patrols we were promised? Did the city forget about us again?