Andrew Christian
September 18, 2012

BREAKING NEWS: Jackie Beat Gets Kicked Out Of The Abbey On Her Own Night


Honnay! Let me tell you somethin', Monday night has never seen this much drama! We thought it was a Saturday when we heard that just moments ago, world famous drag queen Jackie Beat was escorted out of The Abbey on her OWN night - Jackie Beat's Mascara Mondays! Details are limited but a source states she was removed by security during the shows intermission and told to beat it!

Then, Jackie alegedly came back and said she wouldnt be bringing Roseanne next week!

Guess Jackie Beat let them have the HEAT! We are still waiting on the official word to what caused the scene!

Jackie Beat responded to her fans on her official Twitter about the "technical difficulties":



xoxo
Vanity Kane

53 comments :

  1. THE DRAAAAAMA of it all!

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  2. I was working the night Mary Ann at Mickeys told her to BEat IT! as well!!!

    And the nite Tony Ross told her to Beat it at the Here!
    So jackie- BEAT IT!

    Thanx for the laughs honey!! They are always on you!!
    now go stand in Echo Park and sell pumkin seeds and tampons!! again!

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  3. This was fast good work guys! Saw the whole thing go down.

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  4. Hahahahahaha love this shit

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  5. Jackie sells pumpkin seeds? She looks like a plum to be exact and her jokes are about as funny as a rotten pumpkin.

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  6. i can eat more than her!

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  7. Who is Jackie Beat?

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  8. Jacky has been FIRED so many times in this town. The reason all THIS went down was the Abbey confronted him about Rosanne coming next week...When the reps were reached about Roseannes appearance they had no idea of who Jacky was so they whole thing was a hoax- so bye bye Jacky!!

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  9. @9:37
    who is Jackie?
    a FIRED drag queen!!!!! from Echo Park!

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  10. She steals all her jokes from Candis Cayne and Simone on the Comedy Chanel any ways

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  11. Uh, in response to 9:46 AM, Jackie has performed with Roseanne many times in the past, so your little story about Roseanne's reps not knowing who Jackie was is B.S. I have no idea what happened, but that wasn't it.

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  12. As someone who is fucking Roseanne's Rep. She didn't know shit about this upcoming Abbey gig. Your time is up Jackie, time to start working D-List Clubs in Santa Fe.

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  13. Couldn't happen to nastier, meaner, more deserving cunt. An evil, unpleasant, unhappy middle-aged man in makeup, wig and heels determined to make the world pay for all his misery.

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  14. ^^^^^ THAT IS THE COMMENT OF THE WEAK, LUCAS

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  15. jackie has worked directly with Roseanne, has for many years, and the two are VERY good friends, so before trying to spread rumors about Jackie giving false promotions about her relationship with a celebrity maybe you should get your story together, Thats like saying detox isnt friends with kesha and rhea isnt friends with adam, or Calpernia isnt firneds with Alec Mappa, just as Frank Marino has worked with Joan Rivers, Jackie Has had a career with ROSANNE, something else went down, and while the drama is funny to watch and read, maybe some of you should stop pretending you know so much....... NOBODYS!

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  16. Jackie beat and mandis cayne
    Should star in a remake of whatever happened to baby Jane

    This bitter cunt is already writing her annual " I have artistic integrity" article for that aids bible she writes for Frontiers. Another bar wisely threw this overpaid cow back to the blvd. witch of her friends will take her place now?

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  17. I love Jackie Beat, great talent.

    My problem is: I saw her 3 months ago at the Abbey on a Monday night. She opened her show with the same old song Dildos Are Forever, something she has been doing for years and years. It was the same old music, same jokes, nothing was new or fresh. Same old show I have seen a million times over the years. I know it can be tough to come up with new material. Thats the good thing about seeing her with other queens on stage, Jackie's show seemed fresher. Please re invent yourself Jackie!

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  18. Jacki has never met Roseanne other then to get an autograph. That doesnt mean that she know her- she got an autugraph and that was it.

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  19. ^^^^ Jacki DID NOT GET KICKED OUT. Do your fucking homework wc. Also she is BEST friends with Rosanne, has been for years. WEHO queens don't deserve this talent.

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  20. I can't stand Jackie Beat, but instead of all the inane rambling on whether she does/doesn't know Roseanne, a little looking into the matter would prove very effective for most of you. Roseanne has been tweeting about the event/Jackie periodically. You're fucking idiots & Jackie looks like a steer in a wig.

    https://twitter.com/TheRealRoseanne/status/248146858705297408

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  21. She ONLY met Rosseane at Comiccon when she got an autogrpah a few years ago I was there. That does NOT mean she "knows" Roseanne. she may Know of her and thats as far as it goes. Jackie is to busy trying to get high with Mario in thier apartmint in Echo Park to actuallly travel to Mullholland Estates where Roseanne lives to ever meet her other then at Comic Con

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  22. Jacky you are retardedSeptember 18, 2012 at 4:23 PM

    Jacky does not know anyone or any thing. Its the same old jokes year after year and the same old clown make up . Never anything to with his act. Thats why he gets fired often. As far as knowing anyone famous he just goes to the improve when comedians are there and gets an auto graph and some times a picture but he is never allowed to engage in actual conversation with the celbrity them selves thats why the Roseanne thing went bust- hoe does not personally know her just of her like most people do from her show. Jacky must have ben blitzed out of his skull when he thought that he could actually get some ne famouse to come to the Abbey that he does NOT know.

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  23. Jackie has been fired so many times in this town HE IS THE JOKE!

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  24. Jackie, we lagh in yoo face, you get fired many time, why don't you stay home so no won laugh in yoo face?

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  25. WEHO BUlly says yur better off DEADSeptember 18, 2012 at 5:21 PM

    Jackie I am a WEHO BULLY. Why don't you just kill yourself? Your worthless to society and would be better off dead.

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  26. ^not a cute look @5:21

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  27. You are all dumbasses!September 18, 2012 at 5:50 PM

    Jackie Just posted this on her facebook.
    "Okay, even though I am a drag queen of "a certain age" and would do just about anything to avoid drama these days, last night this very tired lady + an "unfortunate situation" = KABOOM! Do not worry, all is well, and I will be at The Abbey next Monday... WITH ROSEANNE! Carry on."

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  28. Jakie spare us the theatrics I need Tina in my lungs

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  29. Tina up my lungszzzz please.......tina bumps up myasssz please.................

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  30. This is not even REMOTELY what happened, but suffice it to say that I will be there WITH ROSEANNE next Monday and the 2 people involved in why I left during the break WILL NOT.

    Thank you.

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  31. Jaki SPEAK Up say what happined dont be a COWARD> YOU LIVE in Echo Parks for Gods sake its not like yu ra BH woman with class and couth. Speak up bitch...what REALLY happined then? Or do you want the queens to draw thier OWN CON clusions..speak up...You sure didnt when Marry ann fired yur ass hol

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  32. Jackie just SHUT your pie hole. You were hummilated beyond imagination last nite. How could you show your face at The Abbey again, do you not have any dignity?

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  33. I cannot believe how nasty these comments are, disgusting!! No one deserves this attack. I'm glad I live in NYC where we back a drag Quuen who has rough night! Remember the love you show someone else is the love you show your self!

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  34. Everyone can save themselves a lot of trouble by skipping over the meth-drenched, misspelling-laden comments by know-nothing wannabe-but-never-were queens who critique Jackie Beat, and reading Roseanne's tweets (https://twitter.com/TheRealRoseanne/status/248146858705297408).

    Jackie has been in demand for DECADES at top venues, has a powerhouse LIVE singing voice, an iconic look, and is appreciated IN REAL LIFE, IN PERSON, by other true talents including Roseanne, Madonna and others.

    Meanwhile, these haters will slur out their insults, fail at a few stints in rehab while continuing to be a drain on their patient but unloving families, then burn out and die in a shitty motel while drunk on Popov vodka and VCR head cleaner with a bar pickle shoved up their butts and a torn-out magazine photo of Lance Bass in their hand. That same night, Jackie will be booked writing more jokes for comedy legend Joan Rivers or going to private celebrity parties where she has been hired to sing for mindblowing sums of money.

    Sorry bout it.

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  35. Uhm...Roseanne paid for Jacky's gastric bypass. She opened for her in Vegas. They definitely know each other.

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  36. People against retardsSeptember 18, 2012 at 8:07 PM

    Joe Hollywood...

    You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. I wager you couldn't empty a boot of excrement were the instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

    You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus.

    And what meaning do you expect your delusional self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have to us who think and reason? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake? You are a waste of flesh.

    You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed , drooling meatslapper. You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.

    You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away. I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on.

    This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half-baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective...

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  37. People against retardsSeptember 18, 2012 at 8:08 PM

    ...True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

    You're an idiot. A moron of the highest order. You're so stupid it's a wonder and a pity you can remember to breath. Intelligent ideas bounce off your head as if it were coated with teflon. Creative thoughts take alternate transportation in order to avoid even being in the same state as you. If you had an original thought it would die of loneliness before the hour was out. On an intelligence scale of 1 to 10 (10 corresponding to the highest attainable IQ) you're rating is so far into negative numbers that one would need to travel into another quantum reality in order to even catch a distant glimpse of it.

    Your personality is that of a rabid Chihuahua intent on destroying its own tail. Your powers of observation are akin to those of the bird that keeps slamming into the picture window trying to get that other bird it keeps seeing. You are walking, talking proof that you don't have to be sentient to survive, and that Barnum was thinking of you when he uttered his immortal phrase regarding the birth of a sucker. You are, at varying times, tedious, boring, and even occasionally earth shatteringly hilarious in your idiocy, routinely childish, moronic, pathetic, wretched, disgusting and pitiful.

    You are wholly without any redeeming social grace or value. If God ever decides to give the planet an enema you'd better run like the wind because anywhere you stand is a suitable place for The Insertion. There is no animal so disgusting, so vile that it deserves comparison to you, for even the lowest, dirtiest, most parasitic member of the animal kingdom fills an ecological niche. You fill no niche. To call you a parasite would be injurious and defamatory to the thousands of honest parasitic species. You are worse than vermin, for vermin do not pretend to be what it is not. You are truly human garbage. You are a fraudulent, lying, predatory charlatan. You are of less worth than a burnt-out light bulb. You will forever live in shame...

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  38. People against retardsSeptember 18, 2012 at 8:10 PM

    You have nothing to say, and Godwin's Law does not apply when writing about you. You are the anti-Midas, for all that you touch becomes valueless and unusable. Mothers gather their children close when you appear. You are an aberration, a corruption, and a boil that needs to be lanced. You are a poison in need of being vomited. You are a tooth so rotten it infects the whole body. You are sperm that should have been captured in a condom and flushed down a toilet.

    I don't like you. I don't like anybody who has as little respect for others as you do. Go away, you swine. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, and a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. You are a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. Meaningful to no one, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts that sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

    I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I wretch at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, and the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell? Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. You are a waste of flesh. On a good day you're a halfwit. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

    You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away. I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, study, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

    You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libellous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystrophic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, abrasive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, and socially-retarded.

    Shut up and go away lest you achieve the physical retribution your behaviour merits.

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  39. HAHAHAHAHA ^^^^^^ LOVEEEE THE ABOVE POST!

    Joe just got OWNED! Thank you for u :) :) :)

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  40. I'm taking half of what People Against Retards said to my ex right now and he's furiated ha

    Btw do u all know he just tried to sell a porno of himself???

    This made my night

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  41. I thought this was about Jackie B, ha!

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  42. I've been to Rosannes show in Vegas and Jackie certainly opened for her for a month. Idol little queens!

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  43. Joe only listens to wehoconfidential, not CNN or msnbc. He's just as bad as faux news :)

    Joe live in this moment because this all you'll have.

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  44. No one has herd of Jacky Beat ,sorry

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  45. @ People against retards
    God damn it you have too much fucking time on your hands.

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  46. Jackie Beat is vile and needs to get a job. She's never been funny and is an awful human being.

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  47. I think the PC term is "Flame-Retardant"

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  48. JACKIE BEAT it is a pleasure to be working with you at Mascara Monday's with Ray Rhodes at the Abbey. You are a true work of art. I admire and respect the man who created you. You are a beautiful women, even if some may perceive you as a fire spitting dragon lady but nothing is further from the truth. I know you to be a wonderfully talented fictional character. These boys need to get a fucking sense of humor and learn to take a joke. I understand it hard to be humble when your this talented and pretty much perfect in every way.
    I sincerely believe in you, like God the Father, the Virgin Mary, Jesus Christ and the Holy Ghost. -Maison


    It's Hard To Be Humble
    http://youtu.be/mYKWch_MNY0

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  49. Really.....who the fuck cares about drag queens? You people spend way too much time and energy on these "clowns" of the gay world. Get a life bitches there are way more important things going on than drag.

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