Man w/Largest Penis Frisked by TSA @ SF Airport

Oh wow!!

Talk about an unusual problem.

Jonah Falcon, the man with the world's largest penis, had a bit of trouble getting  his giant cock through security on his way home to New York this weekend.

As he passed through airport security, Falcon said a younger security guard felt threatened by his "very noticeable" package -- and interpreted it as a biological threat. "I said, 'It's my d!ck,'" Falcon said. "He gave me a pat down but made sure to go around [my penis] with his hands. They even put some powder on my pants, probably a test for explosives. I found it amusing."

Falcon who has turned down multiple offer from porn companies said that next time he flies he's just  going to wear biker shorts so that everyone can knows exactly what they're looking at. ... btw he's only 9.5inches soft & 13.5 hard.

That's a lot of d!ck MARY!