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Andrew Christian
7/23/12

CAR GUY

All we know is that she loves her Mustangs. Wonder if he's a convertible or a hard top. We like them cut so if there is a top to put down it better be automatic.

We heard this cars been on the lot for awhile and her "check engine" light is always on! GURL! Oil this engine up and let her purr!

Oh well, we know new cars depreciate fast so we like them well used with about 125 thousand miles. If you can't run it into the ground, its no good these days

52 comments:

  1. Lives off selling used cars, pays the rent through Nelson Deeds, zero personality...talking to a rock would yield a more interesting conversation. Went on a date with him and couldn't stand him. All he talks about is mustangs over and over. I think he jacks off to transformers. Weird face. Pretends to be a "dude" but is no where near it. HE LOOKS NOTHING LIKE HIS PHOTOS. His mouth is unattractive. Nuff said. boring.

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  2. ^ so true. Plus Nelson is his sugar daddy. Lance is just a hole. Move along now.

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  3. He's got a nice dick. There's plenty of pics of it on A4A.

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  4. Lance is not aging very well. Lots of lines on that face and wrinkles. How old is it? Must know.

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  5. Link the dick pics!!!

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  6. Are you shore she has a nice dick or is yours just ugly and small? He is a bottom that Shane guy photographer/crack baby was the first guy to date and fuck lance so he already used him up and dropped him off at CARMAX for the rest of Weho to buy and sell. Make sure you ask to see the CARFAX before you drive this decoy twink! Cheers!

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  7. Omg lol @ 12:14 and the CARFAX lol Hilariousness.

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  8. 10-4 all of this!

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  9. He is always on grindr looking for a sleep over gross.

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  10. Have you guys seen his ex Shane's new boyfriend. He is tall blonde and looks like he has the downs. I mean comon' Shane, I know you layer on your make up like a mother fucking onion but you could pull something besides clueless ex twinks with stale faces. Maybe you too are exsipred. The photography isn't paying the rent and you aren't the next Adam buska. I only see you walking about but you also look like a total sleeze. I think Lance got away before you spiraled out of control like you did. Or did he lose interest because you don't own a car?!? Trade your camera in and maybe you can buy back Lance back, that's if you don't rent it already!

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  11. I'll second that he has a perfect dick. It's a shame he doesn't use it. Just asks everybody he can to bareback him.

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  12. Lol thought this was Nelson Deeds' son. Lol Nelson use to own Arron Darlings used and abandoned hole and now this? Wow. Darlings just stop chasing these men with money...you don't think they know you are boys with nothing? They have exsperence going through tons of under privileged boys who think a Rolex is the key to the world or that holding a black card means it has your little 20 yr old name on it. Hahaha when will they learn.

    Listen up because THIS IS HOW IT WORKS.

    You (ducklings), are meat at the store. They (Daddie$), buy you in bulk. After they cook you and finish eating you they throw you out before you start stinking. Otherwise you get bought and expire on your own and attract flys. The End.

    You'll never get a car in your name or own anything that won't go out of style next season. Forget a house of your own! And if by any chance it last for more than a year just remember, daddy duck is well over 30 and to him a year is like every other Friday night at the club. He will leave your ass.

    I don't blame a duck from wanting to stay afloat but sooner or later your feathery ass is going to sink. Sweet dreams.

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  13. lolololololol jesus that is the best comment I've ever read

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  14. Love sucking lance's cock.

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  15. I gotta admit this site is getting old its always the same comments different day... so what he uses daddies for money its his choice I bet if we put most of you druggies and whores under a microscope you would not be so happy.

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  16. 1:05 shut up and do more crystal sorry you can't afford a drug habit and don't fit in. Tina 4 President! Tina 2012! VOTE 4 Tina. Tina Approved This Message.

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  17. he is, without exaggeration or doubt, the most FlAGrant waste of space in a 100 mile radius. he loaned his hole out to nelson deeds, then got banged by everyone's fave barebacking I.P. thief DLBlack (weird, how many combinations of the names Lance and Nelson are going on here, its like some bizarro "before and after" puzzile on wheel of fortune), THEN miss thang moved on to getting plowed by gift-giver shane mcDonaugh. but all that aside, YES--as previous comminters have pointed out, he is utterly DEVOID of a personality, i'd rather have a conversation with a BLT sandwich. and for such a young lad, he has MAJAH, MAYYYYJAHHH CROWS' FEET!!! TONS of lines in his young face. and looks absolutely NOTHING like that pic, i did not know it was even him til i started to peruse this commint board.

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  18. This site's comment board is like reading through special needs captions of a puclic service announcement before hooked on phonics. Just sayin...

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  19. it should read, "CROW GUY"

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  20. Sucked him off it was boring his lips are terrible so I felt nothing

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  21. Does he escort? Would be fun if I could spend a night with him. Get at me you big fucking user!

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  22. I know his a4a account but those pics are private. Hope he's posting another ad on Craigslist soon.

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  23. Is all a need a Rolex and a AMex black card to get tons of young stud ass?

    Dam im moving to LA

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  24. hey 1:17 I've never touched a drug in my life you internet troll I can totally afford those drugs but thats not my choice. BTW this is a friend of his and he is a sweet guy. Sounds like you need to shove some pills up your loose hole because you're a bitch.

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  25. wow all you bitter ugly bitches... lance is super nice.. do any of you know him personally, or are you just trying to bash him with your horrible spelling and grammar just to make yourself feel a little better?

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  26. uhh, he is mos definitely *Not "super nice", 1102 AM. have met him many, many times. socially awkward, no personality, and a user. sounds like quite a catch, huh?!!

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  27. I think everyone who is being mean to Lance is just jealous that he didn't want to date them. He is a very nice guy and deserves better than this.

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  28. This conversation is about a year outdated. After barebacking his way through West Hollywood, he was banished to the valley, where he currently lives in a dilapidated house with his sugar daddy and sells used Ford motor cars.

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  29. Did you see his instagram where he was painting his "apartment" with some muscle guy and everyone was commenting on how good his body looked when it wasn't even HIM and he still didn't correct them!? Like we don't know you are skin and bones and a bag of wrinkles Lance?! ahhahaa h please gurl you are a lose goose!

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  30. Did that black midget tommy get in on him too?

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  31. he recently deleted almost all of his FB and Instagram friends to clamp down on people knowing too much about him to stoke the fire...

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  32. Let me break this down for you lance does not have a job he drives a mustang that was given to him yes given to him it's on a loan which means very soon the car will go back to the lot and he will make up some excuse as to what happened to it. He has used everyone he has ever dated or been friends with or worked for. He is a leech and people have finally called him out on it. Now with that said move on this story is old and stop leaving comments as yourself lance it's obvious and desperate considering the people you surround yourself talk more shit about you than you will ever know. You have no one in your life who likes you for you so grow upmstopmyour lies and bullshit and change your friends and stop taking advantage of people and your employers

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  33. ^^^ Hear, hear!!! that is 50x better than DLB's oscar speech! amazing!!

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  34. To 4:57pm
    So true I used to have 20 mutual friends with him on Facebook now there is only 1. Guess who that is?

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  35. Who gave him the car, pays the rent on the valley house? He says not into Weho but I've seen him out plenty. What about the job at Galpin Ford? He listed it on FB and posted about it nonstop, then it went away? And, a student at Gnomon? How does he have time for that, as he's also posting about travels all over SoCal? It's a tough school, not to mention expensive. Something smells.

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  36. can a 5'10 male even be 130 in mid 20s? wtf

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  37. ^^ she's a mess. like a white trash version of one of OJ Simpson's attorneys, lies so much probably doesn't even realize she's lying anymore, or starts to believe the lies, or just keeps compulsively shitting it out of her big fuckin loud mouth. GO AWAY AND DO NOT COME BACK!!!

    ps- before you or your hags start defending you again and call me jealous, or bitter bc u "wouldn't date [me]": i have NEVER propositioned this creature, i have never fantasized about her. Furthermore, i have a RIDICULOUSLY HOT boyfriend of over a year, he is younger AND *much hotter than you darling, yet light years more mature, successful, intelligent, funny, personable, sweet and loving than u will ever be capable of. we come on this site just to laugh at the silliness and ppl like u, and thank Madonna that we're not U and don't have to resort to the antics and shit u and ur ilk pull. cheers. we're gonna fuck now and then one of us will make breakfast for the other in the morning. enjoy the scamming, i hope one of ur Bitter daddies presses criminal and civil charges against u, but obviously they won't bc u don't own anything lol. gniiiight sweet pea!! mwah xo

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  38. Oh and Lance, please stop pretending you're traveling out of the country when your only destination is New York.

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  39. I got removed as his friend. Does this mean I have to like Lance M. Nelson Sales still?

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  40. I already unlinked his page. What's that to like about?

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  41. 4:37, why had you liked it at the first place? what was that to like about? a hope to sleep with him? lol

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  42. Did he deactivate his grindr?

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  43. Nope, he didn't. He only added "not into random hookups" but removed it asap.

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  44. I think he is cute :-) He use to work at Fiesta and always seemed like a nice guy. He can take me for a ride anytime.

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  45. This is Lance.

    To clear things up: I have a Mustang which I take care of like no one else, I sold NEW cars (not used) at Galpin Ford and I quit because it required 65 hours a week and I was worried it would consume my life and that isn't my dream job, I already attended Gnomon (2 years) for animation and visual effects (not an easy industry to break into), I have crow's feet when I laugh (and I laugh a lot), my Mustang was financed by my old employer because I couldn't finance a car like that at my age (and I still pay him monthly to cover the costs), I work as an assistant and independent auto broker to pay my rent, I use to work at Fiesta which I hated, Nelson Deeds is my friend and has been since I moved here, I met Lance Black 2 times out with friends and yet that means we hooked up? (no we never hooked up, but he is a nice guy), I'll be the first person to tell you that I'm not the most fun to go out to gay bars with because it's not my thing anymore (I'd rather go to the beach, hike or just play video games), I love cars (so if you had a problem with that then why did you add me on facebook?) and I DO NOT have sex without a condom nor have I had sex in about a year, I've dated 3 guys and I hope they are all doing well, I would like to find a guy who doesn't enjoy going to gar bars and who I would feel comfortable introducing to my brothers and no, I do not have that many real friends in LA. Most of my friends are in Northern California and have never stepped foot in a gay bar. I do have a small group of good people in my life here in LA and I am thankful they are in my life because they are great.

    If you don't like me then that's fine. With all the shit gays have to put up with in this world, it makes me wonder why it is that you all sit here and bash people around West Hollywood. I don't know if it was how you were raised or if you were bullied growing up so this is your chance to be on the other side, but come on. I've made mistakes like everyone else, but I don't sit on some website and feed off ridiculing gay guys on this site.

    Yes, I have angered people in the past for not being upfront about just wanting to be friends or just stupid decisions I made, but I owned up to all of them and apologized. If anyone on here feels I ever used them, then I'm sorry you feel that way.

    I doubt anyone on this website will allow this to register in their brain and I'm not expecting it to. You will continue to bash me and these other guys on this site. It just baffles me how another gay person would waste time out of their lives to put down another gay person. I just hope you all one day realize the harm you are doing by attacking these people that get put on this website. Some of them do porn, go-go dance, escort... who cares. It's their life, let them live it how they want. If they did something that hurt you somehow, then talk to them about it instead of using a gossip site to vent.

    I took the time to write this and I hope you take the time to look at if what you are doing on this website is really that important in a time when there are people out there who can't even afford to feed their kids, have a computer to blog on some gossip site. Exerting negative energy is not healthy and even though you think it feels good writing mean things, you are also harming yourself. Just live your own life and be thankful for what you have and the family you still have in your life. We aren't all that lucky.

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    1. Stfu Lance. Youre a stupid self hating gay bitch. It baffles me that you have the audacity to sit there and say all that shit. Ive never met you, saw you out a few times but you looked boring as all hell, didnt have a problem with you and then you call me out on FB on one of my statuses that had no baring on your stupid ass and then you message me, call me a faggot then you block me. So for you to sit your stupid ass there and preach about gays hating gays is BEYOND bull shit. Get AIDS and play in traffic you stupid bitch

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  46. ^ I agree with you Lance. Anyone who disagrees is just a bully and will never live life how it was meant to be lived.

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  47. Lance is good people.

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  48. Well written Lance, it's disappointing that these queens who write a lot of these posts think they need to get the ad-revenue by attacking others of the community.

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  49. I used to tease Lance a lot when he was younger but he's a great guy. And he is aging just fine! I love that he isn't all into the gay shit-show scene of LA and I'm proud of him for that. Too many fucking young queens come here and get lost. He needs to turn his Grindr back on so I can find him. I'll give him some masc luv'in for sure.

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  50. Stfu Lance. Youre a stupid self hating gay bitch. It baffles me that you have the audacity to sit there and say all that shit. Ive never met you, saw you out a few times but you looked boring as all hell, didnt have a problem with you and then you call me out on FB on one of my statuses that had no baring on your stupid ass and then you message me, call me a faggot then you block me. So for you to sit your stupid ass there and preach about gays hating gays is BEYOND bull shit. Get AIDS and play in traffic you stupid bitch.

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