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Andrew Christian
6/18/12

Tranny Vs. Tranny: Cheyenne Takes on Joe Hollywood @Rasputin


According to our sources sh! hit the fan last Saturday night at Rasputin!! 

Cheyenne (left) was in the house celebrating the birth of his much prettier ex-bf Andrew Gruver. As always the place was packed with tons of hip drunk people. 

"Blogger" Joe Hollywood was also in attendance but was traveling solo since let's face it... he's GROSS! Someone had to say it! Not that Cheyenne is any better but at least ahe smells nice and stuff. 

Any who apparently Joe attempted to schmooze his was into Gruver's VIP table when Cheyenne decided that he was going to be the only classless person allowed at the booth. That's when the weaves started flying gurrrrl. 

Cheyenne Parker allegedly threw the first punch at Joe Hollywood, then Joe pulled Cheyenne's hair out of his head until they began wrestling around while the crowd laughed like they were watching a drag show. 

Joe was tossed out since security believed Cheyenne over Joe because he was completely trashed & as always incoherent. To be honest we don't like either of these social climbers but Joe gives us the creeps... so if we had to pick a pony for round two we're on Team Cheyenne! 

Even Joe's FB status updates are messy

Example 1: "I FUCKING hate genetics. Homosexuality, Alcoholism, Anxiety, Eating Disorders run in my family and I have all of them." 

Example 2: "I find it so funny that everyone gets excited for Saturday night. Baby child, I am out every night =)" 

We have to wonder who will die of an overdose first? 

It's like these two are competing on a reality show (minus the camera) to see who will be the next Jonathan Chang!! Cheyenne has the hair down but..... Joe has the explosive diarrhea signature trade mark!! 

 xo xo 
GG

57 comments:

  1. "Cheyenee, you are a fierce queen...shantay you stay...

    ....Joe Hollywood my dear, you are up for elimination...it's time to lip sync for your, sad, pathetic life!"

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  2. I'd like to kno wwhere Cheyyena is staying THIS week!!!

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  3. who cares about their drama!? NEXT!

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  4. LOVE Joe Hollywood such a mess.

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  5. Joe is working at Papa Jons pizza on Hollywood /Wilcox and Cheyyene never has a permanent roof over his head...but they have tyme to crash partys that they are not invited to! haha!

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  6. Cheyane or whatever the fuck his name is needs to be curb stomped. Joe Hollywood your myspace fame is over hunty.

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  7. Chennye I noticed stopped shaving his asshol

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  8. it's so sad to watch the falling of Joe Hollywood. That kid was friends with everyone on myspace back in the day and was performing at warped tour, now he has nothing, his twitter following is big but nothing like myspace. I personally think he is going to be the next erik rhodes. Joe hollywood is unemployed you idiot to commet at 9:22, shit he wonders around weho all day. How can an alocholic drug addict maintain a job? dumbass

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  9. no more crystal for meJune 18, 2012 at 10:06 AM

    Joe and I spent the nite together at Hollywood Spa on thursday. We fucked , we sucked, we pissed on each other and inside each other. Did a lil scat play...then I woke up friday around 8 am and realized I was high from crystal.. I leaped out of that room at The hollywood spa and took the bus back to sun valley! I swear i am not going to do crystal any more! Why Why did I end up with that fat pig? Crystal. He also had diaherahea all over the bed in there. I have no idea what they said to him at check out time!

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  10. He has ben living from couch for years now. He had it good living on San Vocente/Cynthia with those queens. But after his anal warts break out and the bout with sypyliss he was sent Moving!!! There went sharing the Range Rover!! Buh Buh Range Rover!

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  11. JOe Hollywood has a 2 bedroom apartment on Larrabee ask Seth Apper or Chad Evens they are his neighbor. He is just a drunk not an Meth head u got the wronge joe hollywood dumbfcuk

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  12. Cheyanne is NOTHING but a queeny bitch that steals and has no personality. Hes retarted mother over dosed on cocaine in palm springs. She hates her son and the whole family hates him. Joe on the other had is just PLAIN incohearent! Still confused why someone drinks that much i was at his pad on larrabee and he had an entire GENERIC vodka gallon to himself with no chaser. Drunko

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  13. they r both addicted to crystal meth. u can find these two smoking it in the alley behind chi chi larue. i think these two should just get married they are both pathetic.

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  14. i'd still fuck cheyenne tho...boy has a great ass

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  15. anyone speaks to Cheyenne. he's dirty, mangy,disgusting entitled user with NOTHING to offer, no job, no goals and oh yeah is OBNOXIOUS as fuck!! has the most grating Fran Drescher/Janice from Friends/Lohan crack smoke voice. i litrally wanna stab my eardrums when i hear the Cheyeena wailing.

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  16. Baby he does NOT have his own two bedroom apartment on Larrabbe. I just got off the phone with the Lan lord of that building. Sorry you cant lie to me.:)

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  17. Now how would Chenne be able to have a two bedroom apartment when he has no credit and has only lived on sofas? Does not even own a car. These queens love to play dressup then go home to sofas don'y they? I'm glad I'm not a weho queen!

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  18. Im team joe hollywood, that bitch knows how to throw an after party

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  19. All these comments are lies, get a life. I know both of them, neither do crystal. I went on Joe's Fb and did not see those updates? Where are they?

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  20. They are Not lies baby. Can'y play that game with me. Theres NO two bedroom apartment. Call land lord. Theres No Range Rover since he was kickted outta Nicks on San Vicente. So go eat my ass nigger

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  21. Joe hollywood does have a 2 bedroom been there several times to pregame with his cheap vodka. U dont even know the landlord u idoit

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  22. Murrrrray Swanby once told me that Cheyenne was easily the best fuck he's ever had in his life - one of the best power bottoms he's ever had - and that's saying a lot for Murray. Maybe that's why they kept running back to each other, even after throwing punches and jail time.

    That being said, Murray's dick looks amazing from what I've seen via Grindr, and he is charming, even if he is pretty pathetic/a washup/pretty much without ambition. I nearly fucked him once and wish I would have. As far as Cheyenne, I do have to say that they ass gets me going... haha

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  23. there's NO two bedroom for Joe or Cheyyne- none whats so ever. So keep telling your self that Nigger

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  24. Cheyene has been living in the same two beedroom apartment on melrose and sweetzer for more than a year - he lived with Josh Beasley and now has a different roommate. he actually has his shit relatively together which is more than what i can say for most of you fools. joe hollywood needs to slither his saggy pooch back under whatever rock his mama laid his egg

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  25. Joe is starting to become a weho confidential dirty celebrity. These post are more interesting then Bobby T's loose dirty mangina. PS where is Jon chang being hiding?

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  26. Joe smells good, but needs to stop over spraying cologne. His asshole seemed clean to me when I fingered it while he was waiting in line for a drink at Lip Tickler. What a SLUT

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  27. Joe is actually quite entertaining with all this tweets and posts, one of my favorite friends. I do not think he uses meth or an alcoholic he is also nice when I see him out, maybe a little too nice. Cheyene I dont know u, but glad joe pulled ur hair, u ever thought of buzzing it? U would look so much cuter

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  28. Cheyne is only nice to his friends, he is a true queny bitch to anyone. I think Joe has potential to be the next weho male personality, Josh miller theres fresh meat, well fresh trashy meat.

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  29. that hollywood spa comment is a total lie, i work there and he wasnt here

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  30. SO LAME WHO CARES? GET A REAL JOB AND STOP BLOGGING. EVERYONE KNOWS THAT ONLY FAT UGLY PEOPLE WRITE THIS STUFF.

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  31. Joe enjoyed polishing off that handle of Popov on my counter... then he REALLY enjoyed my bb poz load...

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  32. ^lie. All theses commets are lies actually. how cars about their drama next article pleseee

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  33. He was at Hollywood spa..there are diaherhea in the voyer room..go smell

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  34. Cant you people come up with better stuff then diarea and smelling? He actually did NEITHER. This is like preschool talk, do research and find something actually interesting to post about. These two are getting old with their stories

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  35. Can someone please explain what Joe Hollywood actually does? He is out in weho all day and night...very odd. Close friends of him verify he has no life or profession...

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  36. Joe Hollywood try ever so hard to become a myspace celebrity like Tila Tequila and Forbidden. But that didn't work as my space ended. So now he is working at the Pizza place on Hollywood and Wilcox. When he isin't working there he wanders the street looking for free liqur or sex.

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  37. ^ u fucking idiot he does not work there, call maganagement and ask they have no idea who he is . take a picture to proof it u fucking idiot

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  38. He served me a peace of Pizza with cheese and peporoni on it THIS after noon, with a coke as my drink.

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  39. Rest in Piece Latasha Harlin (the 15 year old who stole a bottle of liqur that sparked the LA riots)June 18, 2012 at 11:05 PM

    Rest in Piece Latasha Harlin
    (the 15 year old who stole a bottle of liqur that sparked the LA riots)

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  40. no he fucking didnt cause i saw him at Champange west hollywood today. u are an idiot that is delusional.

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  41. Wow - was he at Chapgne for 24 hours? No he was NOT he was serving Pizza then went to Champagne to eat like a NIGGER cause thast where NIggers go who cant afford to eat at Villa Blanca Like I can!

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  42. lol he doesnt work there dude u are crazy. Management has no idea who is he and why cant you TAKE a picture and submit it to weho confidential then? cause its a LIE. the only job he has is his website joehollywood.org. weho confidential is nothing but lies. Can we please stop talking about him? Next story that is actually worth reading! *yawns*

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  43. joe hollywood is serving pizza! praise the Lord for my cootieJune 18, 2012 at 11:24 PM

    I am NOT going to be taking photos of minimum wage worker hashing out pizza for any reason. he is NOT famous and does not warrant me waisting my time driving to Hollywood to watch him serve pizza when I could be right here In WEHO doing cocaine and down loading free pron on Torrent all day and 1/2 the night! So he serves pizza big deal...Imma go do a bump wash my asshole and get some idiot on adam 4 adam to come fuck and eat my asshol while im on Face book NOT myspace! Rest ine piece Latasha Harlin!

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  44. Omg he works at a Pizza place!! Well I guess My Space didn't work out! Bhaaaaaa bhaaaa! He and Jfree star prolly both work there!!

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  45. He doesn't work there, see the guy out all day everyday in weho. from shopping to eating his fat ass out. Today he was buying crack at the bum on the corner of santa monica and robertson

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  46. this post is a lie, these comments are lies. Next!

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  47. I like to sneak a peak when Cheyenne's ball sack hangs out at the bar. It's a pretty little sack. You can tell by his ball skin that his ass is tight and firm. Ready for a good ride down SMB. Silky yet smooth, trimmed yet groomed! I would balance an ice cream cone on his gap and let it melt into his grand canyon. Chocolate pudding and a pink desert! 41 Baskin Robbins!

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  48. Can someone please tell me why Luke Nero rinks of horrible body oder?!

    Maybe thats why they got in a fight. Luke's stench is so offensive that I'm never returning to Rasputin again!

    Oder like his can cause people to became agitated and aggressive. For example: Whenever someone shits on my dick I get very upset at the smell. So when I'm out at the club relaxing and I smell the body oder of a rapidly aging, monkey faced, wrinkled ass, unimportant Aussie bottom, I become enraged!

    You'd think one, of his delusional character, built upon promoting clubs and living in a shit box apartment would at least bathe in the likes of a community pool or with a garden hose...but no. She daises around the club wafting her poo soup for the whole venue to filter through.

    I hope your age spot covered chest reties soon. It would be of great appreciation.

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  49. damn gurl u hit that right on Luke Nero/Querro smells like aussie asshole out in the sun for 72 hours.

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  50. Joe Hoillywood is a fuckin dumb ass my friend punched him in the face couple of weeks ago

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  51. Joe Hollywood Srved me two slices of Pizza on Hollywood blvs across from the chec cashing place. Veryfied he works there!

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  52. I eat there, no he doesnt, not to mention he has a job at the beverly center diesel saw him today at 1

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  53. Coudlnt ne STOP posting about yourself Joe. You were NOT at Diesel at 1 pm you served me TWO slices of pizza you dang idiot!

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  54. Joe does NOT work at a pizza place and NOT at Diesel I have been friends with him for years and went to high school with him, all he does is his website. You guys are weird and creepy to make up professions for someone.

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  55. He serves pizza please get used to it

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  56. Hey just left Hollywood Spa and Joe is working th emorning shift I jut got 3 slices of pizza and a calzone from him . He weighs about 250 lbs now! He is cloking in at the pizza place on Hollywood and Wilcox!!! How does he have time for My Space any more! Bwhhaaaaaaaa!!!!

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  57. Joe Hollywood is working IN Hollywood now! Just like he has always wanted to do!!! Reach your dreeemz people like Joe has!

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