Let’s get real. Xtube “superstar” Matthew Bobby should probably learn a thing or two before he picks up his next bottle.
Honey, people are noticing how drunk you are at the clubs, and allegedly striking someone on the head is a clue you’ve hit rock bottom. Oh we mean that literally, when you punched Jason Ponte in the head, we heard he threw you to the rock bottom concrete.
We got some news for you Curious George… Don’t treat your .BAC level like it’s your GPA… Maybe in your case you should… You’ll probably be sober.
What’s driving you to the bottle anyways? If you’re not hitting your quota selling shoes at Aldo, simply go back to amateur porn AGAIN, instead of taking out your financial difficulties on your peers. Just get your rent paid because just by looking at you we all know you can't afford bail or an attorney.
Racking up a combined 272,352 video views on Xtube might assist you with those bills. If not, AA is always free.
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