Andrew Christian
June 4, 2012

Amateur Pornstar Mathew Bobby has Hit Rock BOTTOM

Let’s get real. Xtube “superstar” Matthew Bobby should probably learn a thing or two before he picks up his next bottle.

 Honey, people are noticing how drunk you are at the clubs, and allegedly striking someone on the head is a clue you’ve hit rock bottom. Oh we mean that literally, when you punched Jason Ponte in the head, we heard he threw you to the rock bottom concrete.

 We got some news for you Curious George… Don’t treat your .BAC level like it’s your GPA… Maybe in your case you should… You’ll probably be sober.

What’s driving you to the bottle anyways? If you’re not hitting your quota selling shoes at Aldo, simply go back to amateur porn AGAIN, instead of taking out your financial difficulties on your peers.  Just get your rent paid because just by looking at you we all know you can't afford bail or an attorney.

 Racking up a combined 272,352 video views on Xtube might assist you with those bills. If not, AA is always free.

 x o x o Dark n' Lovely

15 comments :

  1. what do you gain by posting these stories. does it make u feel good to tell the whole world everyone elses business?

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  2. Then you're just a stupid cunt.

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  3. They get views and advertising money. DUH! Why are you reading this page if you're so opposed to the postings? Someone with integrity would just not come to the site dumbass.

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  4. Then, I guess you don't have any integrity.

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  5. oh double snap from W.C.

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  6. he is a sweetheart tho

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  7. Integ---ruh--T???

    Who or what is integ---ruh-T???

    Are you talking about the integ---ruh-T of Mathew's family name which has no been compromised thanks to his x-tube career? Or are we talking about the integ---ruh--T of Bobby's footing career?

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  8. this bitch works at ugg. stands for uggly.

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  9. where can i see said porn

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  10. He drank my piss and he beged for more

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  11. This is such a boring article.

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  12. Wow this is really Mean if I were him I would take legal action so low

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  13. I agree! He should sew them for all the money they are worth! This shit is horrible, whomever wrote this needs to grow the fuck up and stop acting like they're in junior high....

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