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Andrew Christian
5/30/12

Sayonara Voyeur & Hello to The Box via NYC


Ahh, the box. Finally a piece of raunchy NYC is coming to LA LA LAND!!

If you like getting molested by midgets, seeing a man with bigger boobs than your mom shave his testicles or enjoy watching a grandpa's shit splatter into a see though toilet.. Than you will LOVE the box. Our last trip was close enough to the holidays we got to experience the Santa Vagina and it was everything you can imagine... a bearded vagina zoomed in on the big screen and talking to the crowd. We don't actually remember what it said 'cause we was totally distracted by it's beard and santa hat.

Even though the show is strange, awkward, and slightly humiliating even just to watch we have never been here once where it hasn't seemed to actually get people in the mood. Guys are always buying us drinks and trying to make out in booths, we don't partake in the coke (haha) but trust us if you're trying to get laid a late night at the NBYAhh, the box. Don't come here if you're easily offended, we're sure by now you've gotten that from other reviews but we're also sure you're feeling curious.

First thing to think about is unless you know someone you'll probably get hit up at the door for a pricey "ticket" fee. A ticket to the show that is, and after the show you may feel getting molested by midgets or seeing a man with bigger boobs than your mom shave his testicles is not worth the money you just paid. Or is it?

The Box in NYC seems to be the end of the night type of place, like a drunken escapade night out on the town in the meatpacking always ends with someone saying let's go to the box! And the box we go... and then that's the minute you know this night is dirty dirty trouble box!!!

We hope they'll hire us to join their Burlesque Circus!

xxo
IMLAY & SOJU

3 comments:

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