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Andrew Christian
5/7/12

Club Wars: Part 1


The events you attend seam playful and fun but under all of that false sincerity are the Club Wars! First it was the unrelenting stink bombs being set off at West Hollywood's newest nightclub, Rasputin. Then we saw the showdown for the Saturday night crown involving the "Casino"! Now it's a case of identity theft for the daytime spotlight!

Summer Tramp, the original out door summer bash is being ripped off - right down to the astroturf! We know imitation is the best form of flattery but this is some china town shit! Splash Bash, thrown together by Paul Nicholls and Woody Woodbeck is the Dollar Tree version of Summer Tramp. It's located in the parking lot behind Eleven nightclub, tragically looking for foot traffic. Their flier is clearly a direct attack on the reining summer destination stating - "Get wet in the HEART of Weho" - taking a stab at Summertramp's location being in downtown LA!

Today was the opening of Splash Bash. Reports piled in with disappointment and confusion. Was this some kind of joke? It was as put together as Woody Woodbeck's Call Me Maybe video. We all know you don't want to see that again! We had nightmares gurl! With all these promoters piggybacking on each other it's only a matter of time before you're drinking out of a hose in the parking lot of Tiger Heat!

Click play to see how a REAL pool party should look like!


xoxo
Gossup Gurl

33 comments:

  1. I did not understand the whole thing today behind Eleven.
    The big ol pool water was dirty and cloudy and freeeezing cold
    The stereo system had bad speakers gave everyone a head ache
    I don't undestand what todays gathering was about
    I live at the single apartments on Holloway and westknoll and we have a pool here I will just go in that for free next Sunday and its heated
    Yall are welcome to come im in room 5

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  2. I went for a few minutes and it was SO SCARY! Everyone looked gross and messed up.

    Was it sponsored by TwinksOver30.com?

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  3. Mexicans and back acne in speedos at every corner eeeeek. Yeah the sound was not good. Derrick rocked his set Bo Dasher give it up gurl you keep trying. This party was just ok.

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  4. This site loves to be a hater. I would rather stay in weHO then go downtown and it was fun, Your just upset cuz there was no guest list well at least for you. This was fun, good job paul and woody!

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  5. I dont know what you bitches are complaining about. Splash Bash was 1000x better than Summer Tramp for the fallowing reasons.

    1. Location: getting waisted in weho where I have the option to go to other bars if I want to, kicks the living shit out of being stuck in a parking lot in down town LA where I am sure to be stabbed/ shot if i walk to my car by myself.
    2.the crowd was cuter. I don't know where all those twinks were that some of you were talking about. I saw a few but for the most part there were hot muscular guys walking around.
    3.There were almost no Girls at Splash Bash. The Girls that go to Summer Tramp ruin it, they puke on the slide and cock block like crazy.

    Say all you bitches want about Splash Bash but when it really comes down to it, we would all rather stumble home in a safe environment over possibly getting a DUI, or a flesh wound from a stray bullet that came from some near by gang war.

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  6. This site is never right there is no war. Luke Nero paraded right in on the guest list with that cunty snob Jonathan Clay Harris and I saw them laughing with Woody Keep Your Teeth Away From My Woodpecker and Paul Pays a Nickel For Your Holes. If there was some war they wouldn't be on a guest list you douchbag.

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  7. lol have you even watched that promo video? all it shows at Summer Tramp is twinks, Brown people, trannies and Girls. are you fucking serious? Weho confidential you are just Bitching for the sake of Bitching. Or were you rejected at the door Like Anderson and now have a bitter bitch brigade marching through your body?

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  8. The comment above complaining about girls at a party should be ashamed of themselves. You are the reason weho is so disgusting. Please die of aids soon

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  9. The whole reason Summer Tramp is one of the most successful and best reviewed parties in LA is the mix of people that come. I love it. Try and hate if you want but the proof is in the pudding. Although it sounds like Anon 12:08 is probably better off staying in WeHo. And Summer Tramp is probably better off for it. The absence of people like you is one of the best things about it. If you're scared of a little variety, stay in Weho sweetheart.

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  10. Lucas John (The Wannabe promoter) are you talking about your CHEAP imitation of Beige taken from the real promoter, Rusty??

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  11. I had fun. I dunno why it has to this vs that all the time... Ones downtown ones in Weho. Big deal. As for the girls... Whoever posted that must be a girl, either inside or out.... because I am sick and tired of girls coming into our clubs and being obnoxious, annoying, and stupid. And im not the only one.

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  12. please. you weho queesns are the first to complain about traveling out of weho.. you always rag on DTLA and the valley. get real

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  13. You fake twink weho faggots are more than welcome to stay right where you are. Summer Tramp doesnt want you anyway.

    Stay away.

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  14. ugh i need to move. both parties are horrible.

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  15. Yeah for real, pool parties, foam parties, sex parties, leave the girls at home. weho DTLA or anywhere across the US.

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  16. Summer Tramp is not meant to be some god damned WeHo circuit party. They welcome girls, and people of all stripes there. That's what I love about it. See you on the 27th!

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  17. a blow up trailer water park is perfect for all the broke weho boys

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  18. with a name like summer tramp... enough said...

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  19. "The comment above complaining about girls at a party should be ashamed of themselves. You are the reason weho is so disgusting. Please die of aids soon"

    Muahahahahahahaha!!! Thanks, whoever you are. That's the laugh of the week, and it's only Monday. Please die of aids soon...hahahaha!! Holy shit.

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  20. This isn't my article but the comments pretty much show that y'all are loving this one. I personally don't like to talk about promoters. I hope these comments and this article reflect an escape from reality because if this is your reality.. WOW!!!

    Paul & Luke are both on top of their game right now & they're providing jobs for people in a recession.

    Cheers to them!!

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  21. I support anon 4:00 lol I dunno how many "jobs" paul and luke are really providing, other than for drug dealers, let be serious

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  22. hahah are you kidding me summertramp sicks and luke neros life is a sad swindle of bad club lighting and pro miscues sex. He is ugly as fuck and has bad VERY bad body oder.

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  23. I love how this article makes it sound like these people are in the gay mafia. hahah luke nero drives a Mazda. Call me when you get a Bentley!

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  24. Mexicans ??? Really your a white faggot how does that feel not good so stop hating on mexicans they clean your house and wash your cars you stupid white trash . They give better head than any white 2 inch dick mofo STUPID HOE ...

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  25. Pretentious Trash at Both Parties !

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  26. Get those dtla guys in the pool thats the only bath they will see for a week

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  27. I hardly think that and article with a writer who is incapable of using the right "seem" should be considered relevant.

    Plus, Summertramp is fun for everyone. Bitches need not apply. Queens are more than welcome.

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  28. wow . . . . . Mexicans and Brown People . . . . . are we the new "niggers" of the gays . . . . . . . im Mexican and i don't step back at all from it. Proud of it and beautiful. . . . . . . . point your hatred in another direction. Think before the ghetto slips out of your mouth . . . . .

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  29. I attended Summertramp for the first time last year and it was a freaking blast. People came in all different shapes, outfits, sexual orientation, etc. It was a no holds bar where there was no weho attitude just love in the air. Great Music, great atmosphere, Summertramp leaves all the drama and everything generic about Weho to create one fabulous orgy of awesomeness.

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  30. this website is such a guilty pleasure, i shouldn't even be reading this. but i am. and i went to that drowned rat of a party on sunday, because my dumbass friends with bad taste were there and i wanted to see them for a bit.

    it was a sad, sad, lame, sad copy of summertramp. it *looked* like summertramp, like, there was astroturf and an above ground pool, and some water amusements....and the dj truck was kinda fun....but the crowd was just....lame. really dorky, weird, no real vibe at all, the only people dancing were from the 909 and they looked *retarded*, no rhythym, no style, no soul, it was like 9 busloads of desert & valley gays got dropped off.

    just a weird, weird vibe. very few locals except people who are all hooked up through the incestuous world of weho djs, bartenders, go-gos, and promoters. everyone clustered together with their friends, no mingling, just a lot of awkward dumb standing around.

    music was fun enough, can't blame that.

    of course, the water guns were irritatingly abused by random trolls who thought that spewing filthy pool water into everyone's beer is "fun."

    sucks that i live in west hollywood i guess. everything cool is downtown and getting down there is a drag.

    still not so much of a drag that i'd rather be in the parking lot behind eleven though. gross, never again, can i have my $10 back please?

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  31. Anybody notice how the posts for "Beige" have commenting disabled?

    It would show some balls to subject your own pet party to the test of this website and it's catty comment sections. Hiding behind disabled commenting...no balls, teeny weeny.

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  32. The original was called Summer Camp and it started this all. When it stopped, Summer Tramp started as the EXACT same party.....just for us instead of the straights.

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  33. Mexicans are sexy. Y'all faggot twinks with your small dicks need to stfu.

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