Amadeus: World Famous Superstar! [UPDATED]

Guess who's making more shit music? West Hoollywood's most fabulous Port A Potty, Amadeus! ("I feel sooo sexxy!")

Someone call Rosetta Stone and teach this b*itch some English! We had to hire a translator just to get through his last album, "So What!".

Amadeus is responsible for such disasters as,"1234" and "West Hollywood". Last time we checked, playing name association with superstars and paparazzi doesn't make you famous.



Amadeus is back again, claiming someone besides his close friends and Univision will finally listen to his music! We shit a brick when we found out Amadeus is planning a 2012 tour! HUNTY…If by "tour" you mean a strip mall in West Covina, we'd beweave it!

It's time to throw away your Radio Shack microphone and force quit Garage Band, our ears are bleeding!

It took us forever to find his troll a$$ in WeHo since he looks nothing like his photos. Too bad you can't photoshop your music then maybe you'd have a chance!

UPDATE: A source close to this failure claims that in Mexico his family is very wealthy, well-know and famous! Accordingly, they pay for his well drinks at the Abbey and his outfits from Fashionbug! All this considered with his last name being "Humanoide", WE WANNA SEE THE RECEIPTS!

 xo xo
Misty

Comments

  1. I know him and he is delusional.

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  2. He is 5'1 is real life. Does a lot of drugs too.

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  3. I thought it was a little person dressed up in a muppets costume or something. Is he a real person?

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  4. yikes, how embarrassing
    i can't even watch it b/c it is so bad and you can tell he actually takes himself seriously

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  5. This guy is black right? hes on my facebook. i feel like he straightens his hair and uses white girls' make-up and tries to be less black.

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  6. HASNT EVERYON AND THERE CUZON FUCKED DIS ONE WITDOUT DA CONDOM?

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  7. I think the condom broke but that could of just been my dignity. Oh well.

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  8. almost as good as an Andrew Christian video

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  9. Minus the condim ~o

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  10. hahaha...now this is what I love Weho Con for...This poor boy is making such an ass of himself..BUT...who the hell is paying for all this??? HE is the real joke......dig deeper Weho Con...We want more dirt on the financing..

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  11. As the saying says, "Birds of a feather, flock together."
    This delusional narcissistic asshole is in a said to be relationship with DJ Dan De Leon, and is besties with Griffin Marc. So I'm guessing that after Griffin's got his BUTT PADS in on a night he isn't dancing on a box or bar, and Amadeus (stage name?) is in town as he claims to call NYC home base we will start to hear more of this alleged tour (as all the other ones). He is his biggest fan of this imaginary career, just like Griffin claims to have an amazing ass, which I am now pissed to have found out is fake when I tried to fuck it, as Dan's "amazing" DJ career and choice of music continues to fullfil the masses.
    In a day and age when even contestants from RuPaul's drag race are even cutting singles...this douche should realize that just because you put on your bronzer, overexcessorize at Claire's in the mall, go crazy on the wardrobe shopping on Melrose, hire someone to film a video, tune your tone def voice and "try" to act sexy and look attractive, this does NOT make you a music sensation, celebrity, and definitely NOT a star!
    Please move back to whatever 3rd world country you are actually from, or at the VERY least, be quiet, shut the fuck up, and quit the attempt to poison our ears!

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  12. She gotta big tummy

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  13. Mommy and Daddy pay for everything... including the terrible plastic surgery. He better be careful sniffing the massive amounts of drugs up that Michael Jackson look-a-like nose of his or it's going to fall off some day... and then Griffin will shove that nose down his pants to make his ass bigger just like he does with everything else. Those aren't pads Griffin has shoved in his pants. they're Amadeus' old set of lips. Get it straight, people.

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  14. He dose K and a lot of it. Strung out bean burrito.

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  15. Talented or not - I'd still bust nuts all up in that stupid hoe's gigantic ass!

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  16. Ugh... tell him to go away! Even that picture is horrible and disproportionate.

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  17. I couldn't even finish watching this out of embarrassment for this poor guy!

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  18. He stuff socks in his shoes to reach the bar at Eleven. So sad. Please pray for him.

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  19. this is some good shit.

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  20. he's a tad tubby in comparison to his cover shot. Photoshop??

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  21. I thought it was a little person dressed in a muppets costume. He is a real?

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  22. HIS MOM AND DAD HAVE NO MONEY I KNOW FOR A FACT HE IS AN ESCORT AND DADDY IN NYC PAYS FOR EVERYTHING

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  23. Good god his head is 20 times the size of that midget body!

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  24. Beaners N Niggers make good dishwashers? Really? They are also real good at sweeping your ignorant ass off the floor after you get knocked out. I doubt you would say anything like that directly to anyone.

    Back to the subject. This dude is horrible period..and who cares how much money his parents have. Not enough money can make this wrong a right.

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  25. Words have not yet been invented to describe the horrifying nature of what I just saw...

    XOXO

    CHURRO MAN

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  26. I wanted to like it, however, yes it is quite rough. He needs to go back to the drawing board and define his market to maybe older gay men. Stop trying to out Britney when you are nothing like Britney! Not all of us can be mainstream popstars, this homehoney has a ways to go.

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  27. I heard that he is in rehab right now and am so happy about it

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  28. he is dating Dj dan de leon and i think they are both losers we hate both hey you should do a review of dan de leon i want to see him cry LOL

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  29. Dear Bitter Queens,

    We love you all equally.

    With that being said we will not tolerate conspiring to murder someone in the comment section. Also, our readers come from various ethnic backgrounds & we would greatly appreciate it if you could chill out on the racial slurs. We don't ask much but you're pushing the limit. If that was the goal you've accomplished it so congrats on that.

    Kindly,
    WeHo Confidential

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  30. he is another paris hilton his family pays for everything i hate that

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  31. I heard his mother die like 6 months ago LMAO he deserve it

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  32. Lets talk about important people come on guys if he is trash or not important why are we talking about him? and he is always fucking every queen out there he is a whore he rejected me please girl... you are not all that am hot young rich and I am white my mistake to even think we had a chance slut

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  33. Paris probably makes more money than her dad at this point & less I checked she wasn't an heiress anymore. I like that she works even though she doesn't need to.

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  34. let's kill that fag and all the mexicans

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