David Cooley is our "Daddy of the Month"

Introducing one of WeHo's most famous daddies, Abbey Founder, David Cooley. We like David because he knows how to party just the way we like it, LONG and HARD. Cooley lives in a beautiful mansion in the very upscale community known as Hancock Park. When he gets bored of his fabulous home, he's basking in the sun at his other home, a Malibu estate. Cooley has an extremely buff chauffeur/bodyguard named Alex to drive his Bentley whereever his heart desires "anytime night or day" and that makes us so jelly on the inside! He has an insatiable desire to live the high life and seems to have a dangerous addiction to botox 'cause her face hasn't moved since 2003.. DUH.

David can often be caught partying with A-list celebrities, jet-setting around the world and is a VIP to almost everywhere. We love bumping into this bitch because it's less about what he's wearing and all about who he's wearing, what country he came from & does he have a brother and if not, at least a Facebook? David kind of reminds us of the gay "Hugh Hefner" as he rotates his various different live-in "IT" boys from season to season depending on when their visas expire.

Last year he had three boys living with him at the mansion and they went on to become Andrew Christian models! How's that for being a boytoy?!

Whether he likes it or not we'll put him under the "NEW Gay Mafia" file just to be safe. If you want to get in with David, you better be tall, buff, young and sexy but most of all "straight"... straight to bed! Cooley is a classic and his infatuation with obtaining the unobtainable only makes us love him more.

All we can say is, don't bother trying to tame this beast 'cause his wild heart surely cannot be broken.

xoxo,
G.G. and IMLAY (I'm laughing at you)