Sayonara Colbra: Colby is Single & Ready to Mingle

Rumor around Runyan is that Colby's ex Brandon was spotted getting 

a "helping hand" down the hill.

xoxo

Neo

Where 2 Be Friday: Booty Bumpin @ Fubar

Fellas leave the ladies at home... 

Cause the club is jumping & we be getting it oN!

Xxx

Neo

AHF FASHION FUNKSHION KICKS OFF LA FASHION WEEK IN STYLE

WHERE TO BE THIS SUNDAY

AHF is sponsoring the Art Hearts Fashion show for Los Angeles Fashion Week at LA Live! in Downtown LA on March 11th to promote AIDS awareness by connecting fashion and philanthropy. The show is curated by Art Hearts Fashion, a group that presents collections with an artistic spin to benefit nonprofit organizations, who also partnered with AHF to raise awareness during Mercedes Benz Fashion Week in New York City in February.

To mark LA Fashion Week, AHF will host a Charity FASHION FUNKSHION in the Foundation’s Out of the Closet Thrift Store at 6210 W. Sunset Boulevard in Hollywood on Sunday, March 9 from 5 pm – 8 pm. The event will feature a musical performance by Rahkua and our girl Eryn Woods.The event will also feature a ton of celebs including Playmate Nikki Leigh and several of the headlining designers from fashion week including our favorites Mister Triple X and M the Movement. Word on the street is that Artistix Jeans just joined the line up, but keep it under wraps girls, its not official yet! 

AHF is also hosting a text-to-donate campaign that will allow fashion fans to join LA Fashion Week in supporting global HIV/AIDS treatment. Mobile users can text “FIGHTAIDS” to 41444 to donate any sum of money to AHF’s work in 32 countries worldwide.

Sunday’s event will also give people the opportunity to earn a pass to the Downtown LA show on Tuesday simply by donating gently used clothes to the Out of the Closet Thrift Store where the event is being held. Art Hearts Fashion was the Closing show at Mercedes Benz Fashion Week and also the biggest show in both Los Angeles and NYC for fashion and Philanthropy. If this one is anything like last seasons celeb circus, WE ARE ALL IN!!! Lindsay Lohan and Adam Lambert better be there again! We hear they have twice as many celebs confirmed already! There is even rumor of a 90s reunion with Bobby Brown, Rico Suave and the boys to men gang all walking in the shows. Some sexy playmates and a few HUGE names will be gracing the catwalks as well. Milli Vanilli's Fab Morvan will be in the show as well. The line up this season is AWESOME! M the Movement, Mister Triple X, Artistix Jeans and Maggie Barry are headlining! Get on that invite list ASAP Girls! These events have all been sold out so get on it! LEAKED invite RSVP@ARTHEARTSFASHION.COM tell them NEO sent you.

XXX

Jack Jelly or Your Passport which would you rather Misplace? #adDICKtion @gunoil

Ugh..... we know what you're thinking.

Before we go off on our little tangent we feel it's fair to warn you that we've been smoking pot all day with Laganja Estranja & we partied our tits off last night at Welfare Tuesdays which or may or may not have ended with a trip to Jack in the Crack on Fairfax.

Passport:
We woke up this morning looking for our passports (lost our Driver's Licenses decades ago) and realized that we couldn't find our passports which were likely somehow lost during last night's fast food mission. .. hunty!! We were mildy upset about the possibility of losing our only forms of identification but we didn't "pop-a-tuck" we just said a little a prayer, thawed out our hang overs & eventually found them without even breaking a damn sweat.

Jack Jelly:
A few weeks ago we gave a little shout out to our buddies at Gun Oil and they generously rewarded us with a box full of their products... everything from boner pills to female toy gel #ewww! Anywhoooo we fell in love with a little item for the boys called Jack Jelly. WARNING Jack Jelly is actually extremely a-DICK-ting... we can't stop ... oh & we won't stop jacking with this jelly!!! Anyways the bottle some how went missing between load #3 of the day & load #4 of the day. As you can imagine we had a nervous fu(king break down. We literally turned our tranny shack upside down trying to find the Jack Jelly & it was absolutely know where to be found. Moments of sheer panic quickly escalated into fits of rage as we begun to search every nook & cranny over and over again. Gurl we broke a sweat & an antique chair!!! Finally... while crawling on our hands & kneed like the desperate pervs we are... we found IT in the closet between some boots. We grabbed the jelly and immediately applied it for an instant boner & jerked off like it was our last chance to nut on earth.

So what's our point....

Honaaaay!!! We were more upset about losing our new Jack Jelly for 10 minutes than losing our passport & having to navigate through LA with out any form of identification for weeks.

This sh!t is so amazing we're never leaving the house again.

#aDICKtion

xoxo

Neo

A Gay Electric Daisy Carnival July 4th Weekend...in LA!? YESS!!

Talk about HOTT - If we are reading correctly there is a new 21+  3-Day Gay Dance Festival coming to town called the '1LIFE Festival'.  The DJ lineup and production sounds so mind blowing - we just RE-adjusted our entire "Festival Schedule" to make plenty of room for this one! 

Naturally after being slightly overly excited we did we did a little digging.... come to find that the event producers of Momentum,  360HAUS & Ray & Dante Presents have partnered with one of the biggest EDM Festival producers in the industry, 
ohh emmm geee!!

On TOP of that this party will be going on from 4PM-6AM (14 HOURS) at the National Orange Show Center (NOS CENTER) ...same venue where Nocturnal Wonderland & Electric Daisy Carnival have been held for years! 

Now its on like Donkey Kong, lets get ready to party! 

MORE INFO- WWW.1LIFEFEST.COM

LOL

The future has arrived ? ? ? 

“Once in a rare while do you get the chance to be part of something this big. This is one of those times. I’ve never been so excited for a product I’ve invested in. This f**king thing is going to change the world!”

MARK CUBAN, VENTURE CAPITALIST

Ha.

xoxx

VB

Iggy Azalea - Fancy ft. Charli XCX

Gurl, Miss Azalea is serving up some clueless realness in dis new video today!

xoxo

GG